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From TribalWar

mutant alert

Blazindave is part of the newer generations of Tribalwar. In the Tribalwar community he is known as the token mutant due to the fact his face was altered from his mother being impregnated near or downstream from the 3 Mile Island nuclear disaster.

However, Blazindave is the savior of the community with his upcoming Tribes Crysis mod in which will revitalize the community. Regardless of his sinful looks, he is the reason for the birth of naptown, a horrifingly retarded and ugly beaner. After the weird dance that is fucking naptown's mother, naptown was born. Naptown is basically and uglier and retarded version of quasimodo. This is something that Blazindave regrets to this day.

Don't forget that Blazindave is also Tribalwar's Fitness Extraordinaire. His workout scheme has worked for thousands of fat tribalwarriors. His slogan for this workout scheme is "PUSHUPS GET YOU CUT." Better believe it.