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Woman clubs boyfriend to death because he cheated on her in a dream

Submitted by: Odio @ 02:58 PM | Friday, April 14, 2017 | (url: https://thevalley...)

SEATTLE, WA A 28-year-old man is dead after his girlfriend beat him to death because she had a dream he cheated on her with a waitress at a golf course.

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According to police, the woman woke the man up to confront him. It appears as though she did try to get a reasonable explanation from her boyfriend about why he was sleeping around on her in her sleep. When he said he couldnt possibly know why she had a dream like that, she took out his nine iron and murdered him with it.

It still counts as cheating, even though it didnt really happen, the woman explained. He said that was ridiculous, as though my horoscope and subconscious mind were wrong. He attacked my intuition as a woman so I defended myself with his golf club.

The woman and her family are no strangers to police. Last year her sister stabbed her boyfriend because he didnt like her selfie fast enough.

Category: Random | 34 Comments
Tags: hion

04-14-17 - 03:01 PM
Hmm..
shit I think I need to start sleeping on a locked room with a gun under my pillow.
04-14-17 - 03:02 PM
what kind of fucking pussy can't defend themselves 1v1 against a woman, golf club or not

jfc

gene pool has been cleansed. also hit
04-14-17 - 03:03 PM
Handcuff and hit, then run. [spoils]...also ... fake news[/spoils]
04-14-17 - 03:05 PM
Originally posted by coombz  
what kind of fucking pussy can't defend themselves 1v1 against a woman, golf club or not

jfc

gene pool has been cleansed. also hit


A guy who's hasn't seen how crazy the bitch he's sleeping with is... [spoiler]fake news[/spoiler]
04-14-17 - 03:06 PM
She doesn't even look remotely upset.
04-14-17 - 03:08 PM
who's gonna rock you in the dark side of the morning
04-14-17 - 03:11 PM
:psyduck:
04-14-17 - 03:18 PM
Her "explanation" is hilarious.

Obviously hit it... but run far away after, change your name, grow a heavy beard, gain some weight, and try to live off the grid so the crazy can never find you.
04-14-17 - 03:20 PM
Literally fake news. That's that Florida DUI chick from like five years ago.

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04-14-17 - 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Fool  
She doesn't even look remotely upset.


Why would she? He deserved it
04-14-17 - 03:23 PM
Originally posted by TheVoiceOfReason  
Literally fake news. That's that Florida DUI chick from like five years ago.


Well yeah, but we can still have a fun HION thread with it.
04-14-17 - 03:23 PM
U guys think this is a real story look at the link it's onion story


Smdh
04-14-17 - 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Data  
Well yeah, but we can still have a fun HION thread with it.


Sure, I voted hit (back).
04-14-17 - 03:25 PM
Originally posted by KittyCat  
U guys think this is a real story look at the link it's onion story


Smdh


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04-14-17 - 03:51 PM
Ohh u was worried 4 a sec u guys r pretty dumb

Hehehe
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