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White Men Cant Jump Remake in Development

Submitted by: Odio @ 09:51 AM | Wednesday, January 18, 2017 | (url: http://www.coming...)

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kenya Barris creator of ABCs hit comedy Black-ish will write and produce a White Men Cant Jump remake of 20th Century Foxs hit comedy.

Barris will be joined as a producer by Los Angeles Clippers player Blake Griffin and Ryan Kalil of the NFLs Carolina Panthers under their Mortal Media banner alongside partner Noah Weinstein.

The original 1992 film starred Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson as a pair of street basketball hustlers, and Rosie Perez as the latters girlfriend. Directed by sports enthusiast Ron Shelton (Bull Durham, Tin Cup), it was a sleeper hit upon release,grossing over $90 million worldwide.

Barris is also at work on a new Shaft remake, while the Mortal Media partners are currently developing a Rocketeer reboot with a black female lead for Disney.

Category: Entertainment | 17 Comments
Tags: jews

01-18-17 - 09:53 AM
made me think of this clip

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01-18-17 - 10:03 AM
can you imagine how fucking cringe today's Hollywierd SJW narrative is going to make this movie that was barely entertaining and watchable when it was made the first time around?

A movie that only worked because the characters were timelessly likable and entertaining?

remove that part of the equation and you will have:

White guy who will not be able to jump, keep a job, will be drug and gambling addict, who can't even fuck his puerto rican/latin gf correctly without his black buddy to help him. show him the way on a day to day basis. keep him safe on the streets and away from continually catching an ass beating.

puerto rican/latin dy gf will be jeopardy champ. proficient at multiple languages. a scholar worthy of virtue signaling all latinas who work hard, are super geniuses, but simply can't catch a basic break. Would be rocket scientist at NASA, running an MIT math program for DARPA, if they weren't being held down by white men in patriarchal society and forced to clean hotel bed sheets.

black freind will be living a normal life, devoid of all vices, all addictions, raising a healthy family, with loyal homemaker wife, and would be problem and debt free if only it weren't for the negative influence of his white cuck freind who he keeps having to bail out all the time. who he has a strong loyalty to for reasons he will never be sure of. possibly from the newly found black guilt ingrained into him from the media about homeless people.

in other words, this movie will be a great shot at completely reinventing and distorting history and societal reality all over again with a completely unlikable gathering of today's best c-list celebrities and aspiring soap opera stars.

jfc Noah Weinstein.....another no name canadian jewish guy going to make this a real feel good hit for the ages

[img]http://wpmedia.montrealgazette.com/2013/03/noah-weinstein-4-e1436209989863.jpg?quality=55&strip=all&w=456&h=342&crop=1[/img]
01-18-17 - 10:25 AM
I'm keeping track of black people movies, and will have a recap in a few months of the box office take. Everytime I see a trailer for a movie that seems to involve mostly blacks, I make a note of it in my iPhone. So far, the list is...

Fences
Hidden Figures
Fist Fight
Sleepless
Moonlight

^^^ Cadillac commercials are doing the reverse stereotype, where the black person is driving the car, successful, and the white person is an idiot. In the latest commercial for the XT5, there's two white girls in the car, a black girl is driving. The white passenger goes, "I forgot my phone charger." The black girl goes, "Good thing I didn't forget the car." The phone goes in a wireless charger which is part of the car and they continue driving.
01-18-17 - 10:32 AM
LOL

WE WUZ KANGZ

[img]https://poseidonawoke.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cutamprvaaacg0w.jpg[/img]

#weimerica hashtag on Twitter

post them on here NGFM

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MADEA should be on all future money in Weimerica

I mean any time I can laugh and pray in 90 minutes that is just quality television

Tyler Perry best director of our time.....he even encapsulates white people accurately in his newest hit show

[img]http://shadowandact.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/too-close-to-home-cast1-1.jpg[/img]
01-18-17 - 10:48 AM

It's to be re-imagined with an all female cast, and entitled "White Women Can't Jump. Neither Can Black Women. But They Have Good Fundamentals And Isn't That Just As Important?"
01-18-17 - 10:58 AM
I'm waiting for black girls can't spell.
01-18-17 - 11:19 AM
[img]https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16113904_1343436959011612_919323001531433201_n.png?oh=5a87eb4fc0b8c91b906e007a6a03950e&oe=590607C0[/img]

now i understand why nothing i like did well on rottentomatoes
01-18-17 - 11:40 AM
Black woman in the 40s army Nazi movie doesn't make sense on a lot of levels
Just make a new movie jfc
01-18-17 - 11:41 AM
When are the Hollywitz kikes making "Niggers Can't Read"?
01-18-17 - 11:52 AM
Walt Disney would hate what Disney has become
01-18-17 - 12:15 PM
Originally posted by bam  
Walt Disney would hate what Disney has become


Yeah, especially since Disney owns ESPN. The only good news is Disney has priced themselves out of the range of black people, but the Mexicans visit the Disneyland park. The other good news is the blacks have ignored the theme parks, they really don't care for them, just like ski resorts.

I found the commercial I was talking about. Bring up the page and then play the ad.
2017 Cadillac XT5 TV Commercial, 'The Rescue' - iSpot.tv
We're talking about a $450/month car payment. I'm sure a few do it, but c'mon.
01-18-17 - 12:21 PM
The theme parks are garbage. Everyone should ignore them.
01-18-17 - 12:24 PM
Originally posted by bam  
Walt Disney would hate what Disney has become


no kidding

same jews who ran the banks who kept denying him loans and credit to start his enterprise now control every facet of his legacy.

Bob Iger - Wikipedia

Originally posted by bam  
Employer The Walt Disney Company
Salary: US$44.9 million (2015)[1]
Title: Chairman & CEO


Originally posted by bam  
Iger was born to a Jewish family in New York City.


Originally posted by bam  
The theme parks are garbage. Everyone should ignore them.


i love the Auschwitz's Auschwitz

[img]http://www.themeparkinsider.com/art/2015/dl24crowd.jpg[/img]
01-18-17 - 12:26 PM
Originally posted by NoGodForMe  
Yeah, especially since Disney owns ESPN. The only good news is Disney has priced themselves out of the range of black people, but the Mexicans visit the Disneyland park. The other good news is the blacks have ignored the theme parks, they really don't care for them, just like ski resorts.

I found the commercial I was talking about. Bring up the page and then play the ad.
2017 Cadillac XT5 TV Commercial, 'The Rescue' - iSpot.tv
We're talking about a $450/month car payment. I'm sure a few do it, but c'mon.


that commercial is a beauty

[youtube]3im23e4Z-gY[/youtube]

I didn't think they could beat this one but they sure tried
01-18-17 - 12:28 PM
This commercial came on when I was at teh gym the other day. I still have no idea what the fuck it has to do with batteries.



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It's like, these terrible white men were going to do terrible things, but then they didn't because batteries?
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