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Amy Schumer to Headline Sonys Live-Action Barbie Movie

Submitted by: Odio @ 04:29 PM | Friday, December 2, 2016 | (url: http://www.coming...)

First announced for the big screen in 2014, Sony Pictures Entertainment, Mattel and Parkes+MacDonald/Image Nations upcoming live-action Barbie movie has finally landed a leading lady in Amy Schumer (Trainwreck, Inside Amy Schumer).

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Schumer will play a misfit living in a land of perfect Barbies who comes to the real world where her being/looking different turns into an asset. The film is said by the trade to be, a contemporary spin on beauty, feminism and identity in the comedic-fantasy vein of Splash, Enchanted or Big.

Although Diablo Cody (Juno, Young Adult) was previously attached to write the film, the current screenplay comes from Hilary Winston (The LEGO Ninjago Movie, the Bad Teacher TV series). Schumer and her sister Kim Caramele are expected to rewrite the script, and a director is currently being sought.

From princess to president, mermaid to movie star, Barbie has done it all through her more than 150 careers, she has gained valuable experiences and shown her fans that anything is possible for a modern woman. The toy line launched in 1959, and brings in $2 billion dollars annually. The comedic and contemporary film marks the second collaboration between Sony Pictures and Mattel, which are currently developing a film adaptation of Masters of the Universe, based on Mattels popular action figures.

Barbie is being produced by Walter F. Parkes, Laurie MacDonald and Amy Pascal.


12-02-16 - 06:58 PM
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12-02-16 - 07:14 PM
did she move to canadia yet
12-02-16 - 07:17 PM
those were just jokes rayn, she is a comedienne.
12-02-16 - 08:02 PM
There will be vagina jokes, and you will laugh at them. Big fat hot sweaty vagine. Haha See? They're funny.
12-02-16 - 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Odio  
Amy Schumer looks like an anorexic chick in a fat suit.


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12-02-16 - 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Rayn  
did she move to canadia yet


No. We have a strict policy regarding the import of wildlife.
12-02-16 - 10:04 PM
Sony struck it so big with ghostbusters that they are going back to that ever elusive pig trough of fortune
12-03-16 - 12:36 AM
Enery time amy schum,er makes a jhoke about her vagina i lose my fucking mined
12-03-16 - 12:19 PM
Hash;18683606']I was under the impression that Pascal had been axed due to her involvement with redlighting that turd they plopped out earlier this year, Ghostbusters 2016.

Hoping this one flops too, getting tired of hamfisted social commentary in films, not that this is something I'm going to go watch anyways. Guess it'll give them a talking point of, "See women GET US, they LOVE our message, men just don't get it because they're misogynists, and because of patriarchy."


Doesn't matter. You don't understand how jewish control works. They put their politics above profit every time. They've been pushing various agendas in entertainment for decades and it isn't about to stop just because normal people are starting to get irritated at the level of ridiculousness. If you're tired of SJW garbage everywhere, you hate the jews. You just don't know it yet.
12-03-16 - 10:34 PM
Did a double take on this pic.

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Yes, it's am arm.
12-04-16 - 12:18 AM
#NotMyBarbie
12-04-16 - 08:24 PM
"Schumer will play a misfit living in a land of perfect Barbies"
12-04-16 - 08:27 PM
Originally posted by absent  
Doesn't matter. You don't understand how jewish control works. They put their politics above profit every time. They've been pushing various agendas in entertainment for decades and it isn't about to stop just because normal people are starting to get irritated at the level of ridiculousness. If you're tired of SJW garbage everywhere, you hate the jews. You just don't know it yet.


the jews been infighting in isreal since forever

the zionists are actively hated by jewish activist organizations in Israel


the whole thing is fucked


u gotta think of it like when a polish holocaust refugee woman says there is such a thing as polish white trash and to stay teh fuck away from them

cept with jews its empire building and victim status and policing a holy monument to the point its lost its historical value in the wake of palestine basically being an internment camp itself


two wrongs dont make a right imo and tho thats Christian as fuck and u hate that aspect, jesus did have some good ideas
12-04-16 - 09:43 PM
Tribalwar: We care way too much about Amy Schumer and what she is doing.

:lol:
12-04-16 - 11:07 PM
rooster you are an unfunny worthless faggot
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