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United Express first-class passenger declares 'I am God,' tries opening plane door mid-flight | Fox News


United Express passengers traveling from San Francisco to Boise, Idaho were in for a fright on March 5, when a middle-aged female passenger flying first class had a bizarre outburst and tried to open the emergency exit door halfway through the trip, Idaho Statesmen reports.

***8220;I want to die! Get me off this plane!***8221; the woman reportedly yelled, before running for the exit, passengers told KBOI.

***8220;I am God, I am God, I am God, I am God***8221; the woman hysterically cried as she tried to open the cabin door, before being restrained by fellow passengers with zip ties, according to the video footage.
 
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thx
 
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had a friend try something similar going 90mph on the motorway once

ketamine is a hell of a drug
 
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had a friend try something similar going 90mph on the motorway once

ketamine is a hell of a drug
Yeah my favorite if used properly but k holing can get ugly
 
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have to be God to get one of them doors open
 
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They'll let first class passengers get away with anything
 
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Why do the passengers have zip-ties? This sounds like a setup.
 
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God don't need no airplane.
 
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They really need to announce there's no way to open the door once the flight attendant "arms" the doors. What that does is secure them with pins. Not only that, the pressure difference is so great, the door weighs an estimated 500 pounds, even if you could release the pins.
 
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I don't think she was considering that fact during her outburst.

Probably took some drugs to keep calm during the flight and they turned on her or something
 
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Mental health issue

San Francisco

Case closed
 
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on the right hand side...

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I go from looney woman on a plane to guy with hot piece of ass he will never be able to **** again...
 
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who in their right mind would fly to boise wtf
 
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Boise is actually a lot of fun.
 
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They really need to announce there's no way to open the door once the flight attendant "arms" the doors. What that does is secure them with pins. Not only that, the pressure difference is so great, the door weighs an estimated 500 pounds, even if you could release the pins.
Don't announce that; better to just find the crazies that way than another.
 
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They really need to announce there's no way to open the door once the flight attendant "arms" the doors. What that does is secure them with pins. Not only that, the pressure difference is so great, the door weighs an estimated 500 pounds, even if you could release the pins.
I'd rather the crazies try to open a door that they can't, than do something that would actually work.
 
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She was stuck in a time loop...
 
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If she shouted Allah it would have been different.
 
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commuter flights will do that to a niga
 
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