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Venezuela Prepares for War With U.S. With ‘Rifles, Missiles and Well-Oiled Tanks at the Ready’

Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro called on his nation's military leaders Tuesday to prepare for war against the U.S. days after the Trump administration banned Venezuelan officials from entering the nation.

"We have been shamelessly threatened by the most criminal empire that ever existed and we have the obligation to prepare ourselves to guarantee peace," said Maduro, who wore a green uniform and a military hat as he spoke with his army top brass during a military exercise involving tanks and missiles. "We need to have rifles, missiles and well-oiled tanks at the ready....to defend every inch of the territory if needs be," he added.
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Maduro referenced the sanctions during his speech at the military base. As he spoke, Russian military plans flew in the sky as part of the training exercise, Agence France-Presse reported.

"The future of humanity cannot be the world of illegal sanctions, of economic persecution," Maduro said.

It's unlikely Maduro has the manpower to stand up to the U.S., which has a much larger military. [ No... really?]
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The most criminal empire ever?

 
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They would get so ass-raped, it'd being ****ing amazing to watch.

I hate our stance on them though. Not sure which Trump admin (it was McMaster) lied and said that their vote was a sham, but it wasn't. The "resistance" in Venezuela decided to not vote in protest... of the vote itself, so they were completely annihilated. The vote created some general assembly or something, probably something that favors Maduro.

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Everyone has to realize that any resistance in a ****hole like that just wants more free **** and socialism. It's not like they're free-markey capitalists who want no welfare and limited government. Although if I had to pick a group (besides obvious Jews of course) to fight in the world, it would be any Commie nation left.... heh, guess that includes Jews by default.
 
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dictatorship mode completed
 
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lol gotta say I like [DOOM!] better than THE DEATHWATCH
 
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omg noooooo

not Venezuela!!!

*** literally shaking with fear ***

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Puppet move? Who is telling them they will back them up? A small military country doesn't just throw its chest out at the big guns without someone whispering in their ear.
 
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even if every man woman n child took up arms, and was fully trained on every land air n sea military vessel, 1/10th of our army reserve backed by 1/100th of our spare firepower, would roll over thier lib****tard asses like they wernt there. hoe hum
 
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venezuela tank - Bing images

very sinister.
 
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bing images i give u props tho for sticking w/ ur sjw boycott
 
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Finally, some south american real estate that would be a great vacation spot for U.S. tourists.
 
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Country in the ****ter?

Cant feed your people?

Need a quick infusion of money?

Go to war with the US. We'll rebuild it for free.
 
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Oh ****, does this mean Diplomatico Rum will be harder to get?
 
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Need to just start making conquered territories into states. If we're going to rebuild anyhow they need to fall under permanent US control. Better long term as they won't get uppity again. See Puerto Rico vs. Cuba
 
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but but maga
 
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The Mouse That Roared (1959) - IMDb
 
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Are our tanks well-oiled and at the ready?

How come we never get updates like that on our ****?
 
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No, we've had Tesla building our tanks for the last few years. No oil required.
 
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I love Venezuela, spent a few weeks studying there in college. I was there when Bush talked **** about Chavez and it got heated... we had to tell people we were from Canada for like 2 weeks til it calmed down.

90% of the people there either like Americans or just don't care, very nice place
 
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Country in the ****ter?

Cant feed your people?

Need a quick infusion of money?

Go to war with the US. We'll rebuild it for free.
I think it's more the Kim Jung Un approach to do anything to distract everyone from the fact that you have turned their country into a total ****-hole
 
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