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the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
take out a LTC policy in your late 30s or 40s and dont worry about nursing care
 
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the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
or maybe dont be a **** parent and they'll love u
 
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chances of OP story being real: 19%
I was working in Japan for two months, met this girl on Tinder, we were hanging out around Yokohama - after returning home, she came to visit me for 2 weeks in the USA. She went home two weeks ago and we kept talking, now she is saying her stomach hurts and she took a test yesterday that came back positive. Right now she's got a 3 year old from her old marriage. So long as the none stop BJ's keep coming everything will be OK.

As far as her taking advantage of the situation - i don't think so - I don't earn very much $$$, live in the ghetto, and drive a 15year old Hyundai Elantra. She's a contractor for back-end web development and runs a property management business with 2 employees.

I'm reading that the chances of miscarriage skyrocket after 40 - which is a good thing maybe a 50% chance. Bad thing is if this kid goes full term there's a down-syndrome chance of 1 in 100.
 
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Carve her a dildo out of pine.
 
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Sobieski squirts; stomach hurts
 
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or maybe dont be a **** parent and they'll love u
ya never know


my parents were great, and i will take care of them, but my brother does not feel the same
 
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My house is in a continual state of deconstruction. Refinishing the pine staircase now. Thread to soon follow.

She'd said she had trouble conceiving and needed one of those artificial implants or whatever. I thought I was good2go with pumping her full. I should've known that my seed would be so tenacious. Sometimes I even impress myself
 
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Togo all over again.
 
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To be fair japanese 40-year old look like they're 25... until it all changes.

speaking of which.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS4CvCGFyqc
 
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I guess she just wanted to go to America and get big American penis, because Japanese man, they have such small penis.

You big American man with such large penis fill womb full of baby. Much baby be had.
 
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the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
so what you're saying is, you're enjoying marriage?
 
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So long as the none stop BJ's keep coming everything will be OK.
PRO TIP

They won't.
It won't.
 
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when she's screaming **** ME HORSE **** ME HORSE **** ME HORSE - its kind of hard not to bust inside yknow.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-lqz-Fp0r4

Don't even need the marriage for her to get half.

And my god you think the BJs will keep coming??
 
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shes really into BDSM and she likes to role play as the HR manager and I'm the distracted and always late slacker employee and I have to go to her office every day to talk about work place discipline - but then things get out of hand. She really enjoys torture by ice cube and digging her nails into my back until it starts to bleed.

I really think this is the lady I want to settle down with - she just gets me.
 
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shes really into BDSM and she likes to role play as the HR manager and I'm the distracted and always late slacker employee and I have to go to her office every day to talk about work place discipline - but then things get out of hand. She really enjoys torture by ice cube and digging her nails into my back until it starts to bleed.

I really think this is the lady I want to settle down with - she just gets me.
This ***** is pegging you, isn't she?
 
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almost positive this is the same guy who made a thread on trying desperately to land a minimum wage job only a few months ago

from jobless basement dweller to father in a few months

interesting
 
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Why work? Get a wife, a couple of kids. You make 30 grand a year off of welfare. More than what they can make working.

What is the incentive to go to work?
 
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pride?

lol yeah right like these cucks have any of that
 
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the new stagea of your life, if its your kid, is that you now have no free time and less money. enjoy spending the next 50 years sacrificing everything for your progeny only to have them throw you in a nursing home as soon as possible, that is if they don't just throw you down some stairs to get their inheritance sooner.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWm0Q7hdkc
 
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