[Mega] MAGA Super Trump Mega Thread

Vanster said:
economics is nothing even close to science. Psychology claims to be science, but isn't. Economics is salesmen convincing people to buy something they do not want or need. Anybody in "business" is just a vacuum salesman.

We've been over this. When salesmen (sorry, "businessmen") come to the lab, it's always something, isn't it? They have on a very expensive watch that shows how professional they are; they sat in the parking lot and studied their notes before asking for admission, so they begin with asking my how running is going and then something like "so how about Manchester United? some trade, right?" Like we're all buddies.

This where I'm worse to people than I am to Scooby and Havax. He's saying I need a new spectrophotometer, I know I don't need one. So I basically ask him technical questions (which is like 2) until he wants to call the home-office because he doesn't know anything. Not done yet. I then ask him who his supe is, and maybe they know something about refractive index? Can he find me ANYONE that does? Then laugh and tell him to have a nice day.

Here is my problem. The same guy comes back every 6 months and tries to talk shop with me. He kisses my ass, and he's paid to do it. When I want new shit, I open the online catalog and order it. I don't need him, I'm the biggest asshole to him ever, every time. For those of you in "business," isn't it like soul-crushing? How do you come home to a gf or wife and be like "Yeah today I made 2 sales, and got whatever commission?" And not talk about the 6 hours of the day you were driving and getting shit on by assholes like me?

It doesn't have to be lab equipment. It could be real-estate, or crown molding, or cement or whatever it is you shitheads sell? How do you wake up every day and open your eyes instead of your wrists?
Click to expand...

a lot of old school sales are based around building relationships, especially when selling to salesmen

like in stocks, most of the older gen want to work with someone that feels like they care, not some nameless person on the internet that gave a review

obvs its changing, mostly because of the internet and having access to knowledge without having to know someone
 
Vanster said:
I can't imagine how miserable people are that have to sell stocks, or welders, or cars. Just to get shit on every single day, and have to suck up, and kiss the ass of a jerk like me anyway.

How do you do it?
Click to expand...

I dont sale anything, but it doesn't surprise me you would just assume that. Because you are a douche :shrug:
 
Vanster said:
economics is nothing even close to science. Psychology claims to be science, but isn't. Economics is salesmen convincing people to buy something they do not want or need. Anybody in "business" is just a vacuum salesman.

We've been over this. When salesmen (sorry, "businessmen") come to the lab, it's always something, isn't it? They have on a very expensive watch that shows how professional they are; they sat in the parking lot and studied their notes before asking for admission, so they begin with asking my how running is going and then something like "so how about Manchester United? some trade, right?" Like we're all buddies.

This where I'm worse to people than I am to Scooby and Havax. He's saying I need a new spectrophotometer, I know I don't need one. So I basically ask him technical questions (which is like 2) until he wants to call the home-office because he doesn't know anything. Not done yet. I then ask him who his supe is, and maybe they know something about refractive index? Can he find me ANYONE that does? Then laugh and tell him to have a nice day.

Here is my problem. The same guy comes back every 6 months and tries to talk shop with me. He kisses my ass, and he's paid to do it. When I want new shit, I open the online catalog and order it. I don't need him, I'm the biggest asshole to him ever, every time. For those of you in "business," isn't it like soul-crushing? How do you come home to a gf or wife and be like "Yeah today I made 2 sales, and got whatever commission?" And not talk about the 6 hours of the day you were driving and getting shit on by assholes like me?

It doesn't have to be lab equipment. It could be real-estate, or crown molding, or cement or whatever it is you shitheads sell? How do you wake up every day and open your eyes instead of your wrists?
Click to expand...

wow, what a douchebag.

poor guy just trying to do his miserable job to put food on the table for his family, and you go out of your way to make his time even more miserable.

you must be so proud.
 
havax said:
wow, what a douchebag.

poor guy just trying to do his miserable job to put food on the table for his family, and you go out of your way to make his time even more miserable.

you must be so proud.
Click to expand...

I'm not proud, and I've said as much. I'm a bit ashamed, because I don't talk to gas station attendants like I do sales people. I don't like businessmen/salesmen/people that brag about a masters they didn't have to write a thesis for.

What were you, Phoenix University? Trump? Some bible college?

Anyway, it's become a game, that they keep winning. I try to be a bigger and bigger asshole, just to see at what point they will call it off and leave. . .they never do. As far as "putting food on the table," the latest dicklick that I'm mean to wears a Breitling.
 
Vanster said:
For those of you in "business," isn't it like soul-crushing? How do you come home to a gf or wife and be like "Yeah today I made 2 sales, and got whatever commission?" And not talk about the 6 hours of the day you were driving and getting shit on by assholes like me?
Click to expand...
well it's easy to come home after actually working when your license isn't suspended due to DUI and talk to a gf or wife instead of beating her but this is all way too hard for you to comprehend.
 
havax said:
what a miserable son of a bitch you are lol

it's quite marvelous
Click to expand...

Sure.

And I will walk into whatever hotel I want, go to whatever bar I want, and order a beer. Can you do that? Yeah I know, they don't serve rednecks, they actually invite them to leave, that thread was great.

You'll be at the local roadhouse singing Karaoke to "Sweet Home Alabama" for the millionth time. Or at home in the trailer park with ma, trying to prove arrest records are convictions. Pay some more money.
 
Vanster said:
Sure.

And I will walk into whatever hotel I want, go to whatever bar I want, and order a beer. Can you do that? Yeah I know, they don't serve rednecks, they actually invite them to leave, that thread was great.

You'll be at the local roadhouse singing Karaoke to "Sweet Home Alabama" for the millionth time. Or at home in the trailer park with ma, trying to prove arrest records are convictions. Pay some more money.
Click to expand...

lol you're such a moron. you still don't get that I was quoting some Canadian guy on yelp talking about the bar that blackpeople works at? :rofl:

also, don't be mad at me because you broke the law. don't be mad at me because your arrest/court records are public. u should really grow the fuck up.
 
Last edited:
wtf is going on in here?

it went from Vanster not being able to understand blatant (and man did i really try) sarcasm about economics being an exact science (hint: we all know that it isn't)

to this

:rofl:

this isn't MAGA at all

it is just depressing
 
Havax spent $50 or whatever, and now is tempting me to do the same.

I suppose the end rests on Rayn, the first time, he just watched and let it go.
 
is any of this in English

or even real life anymore?

nobody knows

but i did enjoy the you making fun of sales people post a little

sometimes they have it coming to them

Negative-index metamaterial - Wikipedia

i did the same to people selling these, these being metafilters, to our optics department the other day

if they didn't have an attitude it wouldn't have happened

the need to humble the sloppy salesperson wouldn't have been there

it is good for everyone from time to time imo
 
Last edited:
i think he thinks u did a background check on him

hired a PI to find that dirt on him

LOLOLOLOLO

but he also doesn't understand how the internet works

what zerohedge is

that he is posting on TW right now

for a guy who loves to serve humble pie he sure doesn't like the taste of it

one being tossed in his face on here
 
Captain Tele said:
i think he thinks u did a background check on him

hired a PI to find that dirt on him

LOLOLOLOLO

but he also doesn't understand how the internet works

what zerohedge is

that he is posting on TW right now

for a guy who loves to serve humble pie he sure doesn't like the taste of it

one being tossed in his face on here
Click to expand...

geezuz, he really believes this?

here, I'll put this to rest now. this is my reply pm reaction to the pm I received here about those records. I will not reveal who sent them to me, though.

unknown.png


ggs
 
Vanster said:
economics is nothing even close to science. Psychology claims to be science, but isn't. Economics is salesmen convincing people to buy something they do not want or need. Anybody in "business" is just a vacuum salesman.

We've been over this. When salesmen (sorry, "businessmen") come to the lab, it's always something, isn't it? They have on a very expensive watch that shows how professional they are; they sat in the parking lot and studied their notes before asking for admission, so they begin with asking my how running is going and then something like "so how about Manchester United? some trade, right?" Like we're all buddies.

This where I'm worse to people than I am to Scooby and Havax. He's saying I need a new spectrophotometer, I know I don't need one. So I basically ask him technical questions (which is like 2) until he wants to call the home-office because he doesn't know anything. Not done yet. I then ask him who his supe is, and maybe they know something about refractive index? Can he find me ANYONE that does? Then laugh and tell him to have a nice day.

Here is my problem. The same guy comes back every 6 months and tries to talk shop with me. He kisses my ass, and he's paid to do it. When I want new shit, I open the online catalog and order it. I don't need him, I'm the biggest asshole to him ever, every time. For those of you in "business," isn't it like soul-crushing? How do you come home to a gf or wife and be like "Yeah today I made 2 sales, and got whatever commission?" And not talk about the 6 hours of the day you were driving and getting shit on by assholes like me?

It doesn't have to be lab equipment. It could be real-estate, or crown molding, or cement or whatever it is you shitheads sell? How do you wake up every day and open your eyes instead of your wrists?
Click to expand...

Holy shit you are an even bigger douche than I imagined. Don't worry, it's already come around to you, and will continue until you figure it out.
 
i like this time of nite when the screenshots saved up through the day make their appearance on conventional vbb forms
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top