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My friends say they donít like my skeleton puns. I should put a little more backbone into them..
 
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My sister bet that I couldn***8217;t build a car out of spaghetti. You should***8217;ve seen her face when I drove pasta..
 
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What did the buffalo say when his son went to college? Bison..
 
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What was Forrest Gump***8217;s email password? 1forrest1
 
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My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo..
 
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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.
 
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I lost my mood ring and i don***8217;t know how to feel about it..
 
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My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends..
 
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Why was dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant
 
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A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, itís reindeer.
 
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere
 
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I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?
 
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I had a joke about murder that would***8217;ve really killed but I***8217;m sure you***8217;re all sick to death of those
 
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The foal was up all night screaming. The next day, he was a little *horse*.
 
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I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.
 
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When making Italian food, the PASTAbilities are endless!
...sorry, that was bad. I CANNOLI try so hard...
 
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Last night, I had a dream about a female nocturnal horse. It was a night mare.
 
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