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101 - 12-11-2014, 01:28 PM
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I ****ing hate twitter but damn it this **** is funny.
 
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Real, but the bird doesn't know what any of it means since they don't know English.
 
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oh joy now we can all follow https://twitter.com/tehvul
 
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NGFM needs to write a book.

he could quit his day job
 
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i don't think he would know how.
 
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i don't think he would know how.
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Rode roller coasters
Went skiing
Went to Hawaii
Got a Charger
Stayed at same job (18 Yrs)
Stayed in same house (27 Yrs)
HOA Vice President (8 Yrs)
Got a lab (11 yrs)
Put kid through college with no debt (UF)
Played keyboards in various bands
Built computers
Didn't kill Laurie or go to Jail

^^^ Stop running, bad for your knees.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAxJienk9QU
 
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I don't think he would know how to quit his day job, he definitely could write a book.
 
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Perhaps an inspirational coffee table book with inappropriate stock photos?
 
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@paleoranch is now following ngfm
 
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https://twitter.com/WholeFoods/statu...45162993303553
 
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Metal drugs make people want to kill themselves, or others. Like all these school shootings.
 
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They're saying it's over now. Great religion. Kill innocent people because they want to over throw the government. They need to be re-programmed across the board. If you hate your gubiment, run for office, create a party, or move.
 
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Not to mention feeding a gariffe, gotta be expensive.

Where is the party?
 
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On a recent trip to Atlanta with Laurie, she drove to help out. Problem was, it was raining hard. Does she leave space and cruise? No. Tailgating, flipping off other drivers. I wake up and she's screaming that some other driver has it out for us. I say let him go. No, she does 90 in the pouring rain to get away, while screaming at me to go back to sleep. I put my head down and closed my eyes fearing for my life.
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The other thing women are good at is falling asleep at the wheel, especially after eating. I'm lucky to get a 10 minute power nap before I hear the car going thud, thud, thud, over the reflector strips. Then it's 6 hours of driving while she sleeps the entire time.
 
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****ing a fatty is like ****ing the air. You'll throw your back out.
 
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Metal drugs make people want to kill themselves, or others. Like all these school shootings.
what are metal drugs, like lithium?
 
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I went to Six Flags America once (near Baltimore). A bunch of black people were there calling each other ******. It was like they were speaking a different language.
 
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Wow, they made that face spin exactly one time.
 
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If they really wanted to make intersections safe, the light would be a large scoreboard type box that would show the seconds for each color
 
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