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NoGodForMe
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21 - 11-05-2014, 08:55 AM
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Twatter. I'm planning my ski trips for next year. That's what White people do. How many black people do you hear planning a ski trip? .0000001%. How many Mexicans or Muslims? Not many, only those who live in northern California near Tahoe, or a few in Denver.
 
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Iran supposedly has great skiing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZSWeliCq4s
 
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blackpeople
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Looks like a sweep. Senate turns Red, Florida turns red, so does Colorado.

I'll reward Colorado by visiting them for a ski trip in February. That's my new thing, visiting Red states on vacations.
 
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The only way to pick where you go in the military, is to go in as an officer. The same can be said for the sub class. Since they have no skills, they end up at a McJob.
 
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Rayn
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140 CHARACTERS YOU SONS OF *****ES
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CONDENSE NGFM INTO 140 CHARACTERS
 
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WarBuddha
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just go to his blog and take the funniest ****
 
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Code4
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27 - 11-05-2014, 01:37 PM
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Can you limit NGFM's posts to only 140 characters?
 
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ElectroWaffle
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28 - 11-05-2014, 01:52 PM
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Can you not automate a script to tweet his posts into separate parts when they exceed 140 characters?
 
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NoGodForMe
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It's hard to stay under 140 characters, because I type 60 wpm.

Ok, let's try this.

Red won the election. Obama didn't pay your gas or mortgage.
Whites go skiing, you can too.
 
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blackpeople
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its gotta be organic ngfm not self aware ngfm
 
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Code4
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yeah ngfm posts are better when he's not trying to be ngfm
 
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AnubiS
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The problem I have, is they still haven't said if the Ebola fluid can go through the skin.
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Muslims want to **** Christians because they like their fair skin and blue eyes.
you should create a magazine named "NoGodForMe FACTS"

i'd buy

super interesting

etc
 
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HelenKeller
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ngfm you should do a weekly 15-20 min youtube show to talk about recent events, working in a cube farm, vacations, roller coasters, nutrition, and lifehacks (drool towels, etc)
 
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ngfm posts are my daily dosage of universal wisdom and thought provocation

like opening a really good fortune cookie

but more words and less chinglish
 
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coombz
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at least 2 quotes here for the twitter, may b more

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Just went out to my car at 3pm and Obama was talking to reporters. He was talking about "getting stuff done." I was yelling at my radio, "You ****."

What I can't stand, is each reporter asks 3 questions, and by the time the President starts answering, it's nothing about the 1st question. They need to limit each reporter to ONE question and that's it.

Here's how the question went... Mr President, the last election, you called it a shallacking, what would you call this one? And what is your plan for immigration regarding pushing it through before the lame duck session ends?

The president went on to say that people want Washington to get stuff done. A totally BS answer, and he completely ignored the immigration question and didn't even answer the 1st question.
 
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ScooBySnaCk
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Podcasts inc
 
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Kerosene31
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One of my favs:

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when a jet is flying over, and my dog looks up,I wonder what he thinks of. I know the thing is carrying people. But the dog has no clue
 
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That almost brings me to tears every time I read it.
It's beautiful man
 
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Mr Jimmy Pop
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This is the difference between blacks and whites.

Blacks, Muslims, Mexicans - Use violence to get their way and make a point.
Whites - Use politics, laws, elections to get their way.

If the ****ers don't like it here, then leave. If your race sucks, it's your fault.
 
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That first video sucked. Take a 100k car on the city streets, with curbs and buildings close by. I was expecting the dude to spin the tires and go sideways into a tree (Fast and Furious actor), but they probably had traction control on.
 
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