George Lucas confirms the world is going to end in 2012 (Fuck ME)

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Rogen stunned by Lucas' 2012 theory | Movies | Entertainment | Toronto Sun

I was on the fence before, but now I know we are all truly fucked.



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Funnyman Seth Rogen was left stunned by a recent encounter with his moviemaking hero George Lucas - because the Star Wars director spent 20 minutes telling him the world would end in 2012.

Rogen was left speechless when Lucas and Steven Spielberg joined a movie meeting he was a part of - but the encounter has left him worried his life will be over next year.

He recalls, “George Lucas sits down and seriously proceeds to talk for around 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real. He thinks it.

“He’s going on about the tectonic plates and all the time Spielberg is, like, rolling his eyes, like, ’My nerdy friend won’t shut up, I’m sorry...’

“I first thought he (Lucas) was joking... and then I totally realized he was serious and then I started thinking, ’If you’re George Lucas and you actually think the world is gonna end in a year, there’s no way you haven’t built a spaceship for yourself... So I asked him... ’Can I have a seat on it?’

“He claimed he didn’t have a spaceship, but there’s no doubt there’s a Millennium Falcon in a garage somewhere with a pilot just waiting to go... It’s gonna be him and Steven Spielberg and I’ll be blown up like the rest of us.”
 
I am absolutely convinced all this merchandising and crappy movies crammed down our throats was his way of generating the funds for a full scale Millennium Falcon. Rogen's right, this dude is prepared.
 
That kike is anything but a funnyman. I want to cut his repulsive fucking nose off.
 
Well, I found out today that all the SW films are finally coming out on bluray. Maybe it really is the end of the world...
 
It's pretty much 100% fact that the original trilogy does not suck. Although you may be retarded so I can't hate on you too much.
 
If the refrigerator and the Tarzan scene didn't exist, the last Indiana Jones film would have been mildly amusing.
 
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