OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)

Did you know the Tooth Brush got its name from some Alabama residents.

If it had been named in any other state, it would have been called a Teeth Brush.

There once was a man from Nantuckit(sp)
Whos dick was so long he could suck it,
As he wiped of his chin,
He said with a grin,
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.


What has 10 legs and yells Hoe dee dough, Hoe dee dough?
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5 black men running for and elevator. :hrm:

This young couple are in the hospital having a baby.
When the child it born the first thing is does is
repeatedly pokes the father in the forehead and yells, "HOW DOES THAT FEEL?"

Works better if you do it in person.
 
One day two hunters are going bear hunting-while they were split up, John hears the death of his friend dave. He see's the bear run off after raping his friend to death. The man swears to kill every bear he ever see's. so he goes off hunting, when he comes up to a baby cub he shoots it...the father bear comes up and rapes john... almost dead he crawls away...4 weeks later he comes back... shoots a cub and an even bigger bear rapes him till he is almost dead, he is swollen and bloody but swears to come back and kill more bears...6 weeks later he is back and pissed off, he had surgery to close his 'hole' and he wants to kill more bears, he kills 3 bears and jumps into his car and speeds off.. he see's a little cub by the road and he can't resist, he gets out with a 6 inch blade and kills the cub with his bare hands... The 3 fathers of the bears he already killed catch up with him and they each get a chance to rape him... he is almost dead and he still vows to come back and kill more bears, when the biggest bear comes up to him and says, "If you do come back- you can at least admit you are not coming back here JUST to hunt...
 
one day a sex maniac women and her 3 boyfriends go on a plane to washington...the plane goes down and they are the only ones to survive...she has to have sex so they each have a week with her..3 years they did this on the island they landed on...in the 4th year she died... all three men are okay at first but after a month it starts to get bad... after 3 months it gets REALLY BAD... and after 7 months it is unbearable... so they decide to just bury her!!!!!:p







For those who do not under stand they kept on bangin her after she died...
 
apollyon said:
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Thats where that bastard got the jokes... he said he made them up :disgust: ok ive got some flamming to do, brb...
 
Two hicks, Rob and Tim, are planning on a hunting trip the next morning. Tim goes home and gets a good night's sleep, and Rob decides to go out partying.

Early the next morning, a bright-eyed Tim and a hungover Rob set out on their trip into the forest. Once they get settled, Rob begins whining and bitching about how bad he hurts, and how nauseated he is. Tim puts up with it for a while, but gives in to his anger, and an argument ensues.

Later in the evening, the two wouldn't talk to each other. They stayed silent, though managing to kill and retrieve a large deer. After bringing it back to the truck, Rob mumbles "i'm gonna find somewhere to shit. i'll be back", and leaves Tim to clean the animal.

A half hour later, a very irritated Tim sits in the driver's seat of the truck, laying on the horn and nearly foaming at the mouth. The deer is cleaned and tied down, and he just wants to leave, but there is no sign of Rob.

Tim leaves the truck, and starts poking around the woods. When he finds Rob, he's passed out on his side in the squatting position with his pants around his ankles and a small pile of crap at his feet. Enraged at his friend's stupidity, Tim decides to play a joke. He runs back to the truck, grabs the remaining animal intestines, runs back to his friend's makeshift latrine, and dumps an armload of the stinking, rotting, bloody onto the small pile of crap. Nearly overwhelmed by the smell, Tim runs behind a few bushes and throws a stick at Rob to wake him up. Tim watches as Rob begins to stir, and quietly, Tim crouches down and runs quickly back to the truck.

About 15 minutes later, Tim sees Rob hobbling back to the truck, white as a sheet, and has to stifle his laughing.
Tim looks calmly at Rob as he says, "Dude. You look like you just shit your guts out!"

Rob looks back at him with a look of horror as he says,
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"Dude, I did, but with the grace of God, and THESE TWO FINGERS, I shoved them all back in again."
 
Edelon said:
what is grosser than gross?


you are walking through the woods and you find to vampires fight over a bloody tampon.
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what's grosser than that?




one winning.
 
A man decides he's done with city life. Quits his job, sells everything he owns, and moves to the Vermont wilderness. He works the land and doesnt see or hear from another person for six months. One day a large scraggily looking hick type shows up and invites the man to a a party.
The hick says, "Theres gonna be some drinkin". The man comments that he is really ready for a drink after the 6 monthes.
The hick says, "Theres gonna be some brawling". The man is feeling strong after working his land for all this time, and replies that hes really ready for a fight after the 6 monthes.
The hick says, "Theres gonna be some sex". Well thats all the man wanted to hear, and brimming with exitement asks what he should wear!
The hick says, "Dont matter...just gonna be you and me".
 
k here goes.


Whats the bad part about young pussy?
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You have to put the diaper back on when you're done.
 
Q: whats long black and stinky???????????




A: the unemployment line


Q: How do you piss off a female archeologist??



A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from


Q: What does a bungee jumper and a gay guy have in common?


A: IF the rubber breaks there both in deep shit
 
1 day a fox and skunk were walking alongside a road when a car sideswipes them and they go tumbling into a nearby ditch.

When they awoke, they couldnt remember anything, including what they were. The fox asks "What am I?". So the skunk examines him and replys "Your orange, have a long tail and snout... I would guess your a fox. Then the skunk asked the fox what he was. The fox takes a while then replys

"Well..... your not black, your not white.... and you smell really really bad, your probably a mexican."
 
Lay a 8 month pregnant lady on her back, then take a forty pound sledge hammer and SLAM it down on her fuckin stomach and watch the bloody fetus fly across the room and bounce back because of the ambilical chord and hit the bitch in the face

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give a newborn baby three ecstasy pills and then rape it in the ass, then whipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear
 
soggynuts said:
Lay a 8 month pregnant lady on her back, then take a forty pound sledge hammer and SLAM it down on her fuckin stomach and watch the bloody fetus fly across the room and bounce back because of the ambilical chord and hit the bitch in the face

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give a newborn baby three ecstasy pills and then rape it in the ass, then whipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear
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I believe this thread was supposed to be JOKES, moron.
 
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