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Al'Muktar
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Old
161 - 07-13-2007, 07:10 PM
here's a hint

they're all ****s
 
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Mangle-Me-Elmo
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Old
162 - 07-13-2007, 07:10 PM
hickory dickery dock

the mouse ran up the clock

along came a spider

and sat down beside her

etc etc etc 'ock


im thinking of adding something 'under the moon' or stars in it

but overall i feel its my most masterful work to date
 
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Gangrel
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Old
163 - 07-13-2007, 07:11 PM
wheres my damn poem
 
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LogRoller
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Old
164 - 07-13-2007, 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mangle-Me-Elmo View Post
hickory dickery dock

the mouse ran up the clock

along came a spider

and sat down beside her

etc etc etc 'ock


im thinking of adding something 'under the moon' or stars in it

but overall i feel its my most masterful work to date

if you're going to rip this off, rip off the dice version.

you don't really get any dice anymore. poor guy.
 
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Mangle-Me-Elmo
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Old
165 - 07-13-2007, 07:13 PM
so im standing in line at the bank with my tongue up this chick's ass
 
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LogRoller
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Old
166 - 07-13-2007, 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gangrel View Post
logs
rolling
sharts
what are sharts?
 
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Gangrel
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Old
167 - 07-13-2007, 07:16 PM
you know

when you fart and you poop a little
 
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DDS
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Old
168 - 07-13-2007, 07:30 PM
god you've got some underling there log :p
 
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Love
Old
169 - 07-13-2007, 07:55 PM
If ne'er ye heard of the shart,
there is knowledge I wish to impart:
the thing you thought gas
escaping your ass
was actually ****, not a fart!
 
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LogRoller
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Old
170 - 07-13-2007, 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bounty View Post
If ne'er ye heard of the shart,
there is knowledge I wish to impart:
the thing you thought gas
escaping your ass
was actually ****, not a fart!
most excellent.
 
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Gangrel
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Old
171 - 07-13-2007, 08:13 PM
what about log(s)roll(er)ing
 
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LogRoller
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Old
172 - 07-13-2007, 08:15 PM
i'm taking a break. these diapers are not going to change themselves, you know. also i need to make cookies.
 
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Gangrel
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Old
173 - 07-13-2007, 08:15 PM
pwnt by wife
 
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Love
Old
174 - 07-13-2007, 08:15 PM
Ours is in bed already ... but now I want some cookies.
 
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LogRoller
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Old
175 - 07-13-2007, 08:18 PM
i've been experimenting with "heart healthy" stuff. there were these chocolate chip cookies that i got in vermont many moons ago that were made with wholegrains. best ****ing cookies ever.

i got a pretty good mix going with oats, molasses, wheat germ, walnuts, and whole wheat flour. but it still needs more tweaking.

i'll tell you one thing, you will have an smooth time in the ****ter after a few of these.
 
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Love
Old
176 - 07-13-2007, 08:20 PM
A cookie could be worth the walk
To the store that's just up the block
But walks make me sweat
So I'll just surf the 'net
For a porno that hardens my cock!
 
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carn0va
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Old
177 - 07-13-2007, 08:20 PM
there once was a man named loggy
whos vision had become quite foggy
he puckered his lips and thought very quick
let down, a twinkie not a dick
 
 
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Love
Old
178 - 07-13-2007, 08:21 PM
If I still lived up there, I wouldn't be making any of those cookies - I'd just be buying everything from Trader Joe's.
 
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Al'Muktar
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Old
179 - 07-13-2007, 08:22 PM
on the subject of babies

I lived with a 23 yearold who still eats rusks

it was ****ing disgusting watching him suck on those ****ing things
 
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LogRoller
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Old
180 - 07-13-2007, 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bounty View Post
A cookie could be worth the walk
To the store that's just up the block
But walks make me sweat
So I'll just surf the 'net
For a porno that hardens my cock!
if you'd like to munch on a cookie
try your wife's, as she'd love some nookie
just don't let your tongue
run over her bung
as mistakes go, it sure is a rookie
 
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