I'm the best ever

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claudius

Veteran X
I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious; I want your heart. I want to eat your children.
 
I'm a man. I lived it, and I'm not afraid to die. I'm not afraid to waste my life because when I die I'm going to paradise and I'm not worried. So I'm in a hurry to die. So no one's going to disrespect me and no one's going to write nonsense about me without me retaliating back.
 
I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up every day as me. And only then will you feel my pain.
 
they call me KULBA KHAN
ready for war with a ruger nine
im ready with a machete for rudy giulian
 
nolt said:
they call me KULBA KHAN
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'To seek the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
To break my fast on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise...'

I had heard the whispered tales of immortality
The deepest mystery
From an ancient book I took a clue
I scaled the frozen mountain tops of eastern lands unknown
Time and Man alone
Searching for the lost Xanadu

Xanadu...

To stand within the Pleasure Dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste anew the fruits of life
The last immortal man
To find the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
Oh, I will dine on honeydew
And drink the milk of Paradise

A thousand years have come and gone but time has passed me by
Stars stopped in the sky
Frozen in an everlasting view
Waiting for the world to end, weary of the night
Praying for the light
Prison of the lost
Xanadu

Xanadu...

Held within the Pleasure Dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste my bitter triumph
As a mad immortal man
Nevermore shall I return
Escape these caves of ice
For I have dined on honeydew
And drunk the milk of Paradise
 
claudius said:
I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious; I want your heart. I want to eat your children.
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I poisoned your drink as you slept...
 
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
 
I think the average person thinks I'm a fucking nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe.

P.S. - Caesar, you fuck.
 
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