my awesome navy birthday ball experience (shitty)

wait hold on i am getting something here

what

ok

yea right, ok gotcha yup sure

turns out i also cried in between the anger and the dark hallway
 
that story makes you look like a retard that can't remember anything ever

but it was entertaining
 
Great story.

But that's exactly why I'd never associate with shallow women. I don't even know how you were able to apologize to her. The moment she said that to me, I would have told her to get lost and would have turned around and left her there.
 
Kurayami said:
Great story.

But that's exactly why I'd never associate with shallow women. I don't even know how you were able to apologize to her. The moment she said that to me, I would have told her to get lost and would have turned around and left her there.
Click to expand...
FORREAL GANGSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no i agree
 
Why the hell would your order the spiciest food in a Tai restaurant? That sounds like you were just trying to impress the girl.
 
Excellent story FC. Yeah, if the bitch had said that to me, I definitly would have said something like "um how about the dom, the tickets, the thai food, etc" and ask her to fork over $250 for wasting my time.

Why be so polite when you knew you'd never date her again?

edit: :grammar:
 
Last edited:
good work on deleting her number. I have no use in my life for vapid cunts. a hooker would have cost you less. :sunny:
 
:lol: Great story


What I want to know is... how the fuck does your penis and asshole know its exact geographical distance from the commode?

You can leave work all hunky-dorry without a care in the world. Then exactly 10 miles from home you'll suddenly become aware of a slight urgency. The closer you get to home, the greater the urgency becomes. By the time you pull into your parking space you already have the car door wide open and the seatbelt flung away. Putting it into Park, exiting the vehicle, turning off the engine, killing the lights/radio, etc are all one complex motion. As you head toward your front door The Dance(tm) begins. This causes difficulty in manipulating the key. Once you pick your keys up off the ground and you finally get the door open, The Funny Walk(tm) begins as you simultaneously and frantically begin disrobing. As you cross the threshold of the bathroom, journey not yet over, the steadily increasing urgency crescendos into "OMGOMGOMG!!ono".

Are we built with some organic butt-gps or something? :shrug:
 
Last edited:
Wow, that blows Joe. Hey, only question I have: If you forgot the ATM card in your uniform, how'd you foot the bill at LIT?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top