BALLS TOUCHING BALLS = GAY
The definitive rule for determining whether or not you are gay is simply whether or not your balls have touched another man's balls. Everything else is just partially gay. The moment your scrotum comes in contact with another hairy ball sack, you are gay for the rest of your life. There is no finer line.
FAQ:
<Autopsy> what if your balls have touched another mans balls while dping a chick
<Noot> then you are gay
<Noot> it is your responsibility as a man to ensure contact of the sort never takes place
<Noot> if you are going to DP a woman one of you better wear underwear
<Autopsy> what if you are having sex with a hermaphrodite
<Noot> then you can not touch balls with the abomination
<kevork1an> so oral sex with a man doesn't make you gay?
<Noot> only 90% gay kev
<kevork1an> where does penetration fit in?
<Noot> if you get fucked in your asshole then you are only partially gay, but rest assured you are not a faggot indefinitely
<Noot> it is not concrete
<Noot> unless your balls touch
<Noot> balls on balls = gay
<lipstick> say you rest your balls on another man's forehead as a joke
<lipstick> is that considered gay because your balls have touched another man?
<Noot> no
<Noot> that is only ~20% gay
<zodiak> if you were dp'ing a girl
<zodiak> but you put scrotal protection on
<zodiak> so you wouldn't be touching balls
<Noot> that is fine
<Noot> you can do that and not be gay
<Noot> a layer of clothing will suffice
<zodiak> so say that both guys are taking proper precaution with a scrotal beanie
<zodiak> but one guy slips and misses
<zodiak> and rubs [balls]
<zodiak> is he gay?
<Noot> yes
<Noot> they are both gay for the rest of their lives
<Noot> from that moment on
I understand that most of you will be skeptical at first. I urge you all to give it careful thought and you too will come to the realization. It is a fact.
BALLS TOUCHING BALLS = GAY
The definitive rule for determining whether or not you are gay is simply whether or not your balls have touched another man's balls. Everything else is just partially gay. The moment your scrotum comes in contact with another hairy ball sack, you are gay for the rest of your life. There is no finer line.
FAQ:
<Autopsy> what if your balls have touched another mans balls while dping a chick
<Noot> then you are gay
<Noot> it is your responsibility as a man to ensure contact of the sort never takes place
<Noot> if you are going to DP a woman one of you better wear underwear
<Autopsy> what if you are having sex with a hermaphrodite
<Noot> then you can not touch balls with the abomination
<kevork1an> so oral sex with a man doesn't make you gay?
<Noot> only 90% gay kev
<kevork1an> where does penetration fit in?
<Noot> if you get fucked in your asshole then you are only partially gay, but rest assured you are not a faggot indefinitely
<Noot> it is not concrete
<Noot> unless your balls touch
<Noot> balls on balls = gay
<lipstick> say you rest your balls on another man's forehead as a joke
<lipstick> is that considered gay because your balls have touched another man?
<Noot> no
<Noot> that is only ~20% gay
<zodiak> if you were dp'ing a girl
<zodiak> but you put scrotal protection on
<zodiak> so you wouldn't be touching balls
<Noot> that is fine
<Noot> you can do that and not be gay
<Noot> a layer of clothing will suffice
<zodiak> so say that both guys are taking proper precaution with a scrotal beanie
<zodiak> but one guy slips and misses
<zodiak> and rubs [balls]
<zodiak> is he gay?
<Noot> yes
<Noot> they are both gay for the rest of their lives
<Noot> from that moment on
I understand that most of you will be skeptical at first. I urge you all to give it careful thought and you too will come to the realization. It is a fact.
BALLS TOUCHING BALLS = GAY
link that shit
Missed that. I'm gonna print and laminate this, then keep it in my wallet for a "Quick Reference List."