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Sircle
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1 - 06-26-2001, 07:57 AM
Let's hear em no matter how sick they may get....
 
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Disc.Oh
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2 - 06-26-2001, 08:13 AM
There was this guy named Sircle..
 
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Falhawk
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3 - 06-26-2001, 08:15 AM
sick jokes or mean jokes? (you know, the ones that you feel bad laughing about)
 
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Gmankuza
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4 - 06-26-2001, 08:24 AM
How do you know when it's bed time at the Michael Jackson Ranch?








When the big hand touches the little hand.
 
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CanadianCrippler
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5 - 06-26-2001, 08:37 AM
hey Sircle:
 
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Eidelon
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6 - 06-26-2001, 08:51 AM
what is grosser than gross?


























you are walking through the woods and you find to vampires fight over a bloody tampon.
 
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[MoM] Gort
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7 - 06-26-2001, 09:09 AM
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead bodies?


You can't use pitchforks on the bowling balls.
 
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Degenerate
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8 - 06-26-2001, 10:10 AM
and what's the difference between rocks and dead babies?

you can't eat rocks.
 
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=BL=VorteX
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9 - 06-26-2001, 10:14 AM
alright here goes.

A lady is having a baby in a hospital,
as soon as the baby pops out the doctor looks at it, then starts smackin, kicking, and then throws the baby to the floor and then in the garbage can. The lady freaks out and starts screaming "you killed my baby" the doctor looks at her and starts laughin and say "ahah april fools, the baby was already dead!"
 
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FngrBANG
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10 - 06-26-2001, 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by CanadianCrippler
hey Sircle:
Everybody, Sircle reeeeely loves the green wavy thingys. Keep it up!

Q: How do you keep a Rottweiler from humpin' your leg?

A: Pick him up and bl*w him. I promise, after that, he won't go for your leg.
 
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[MoM] Gort
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11 - 06-26-2001, 10:26 AM
What's the difference between a smart midget and a prostitute with VD?


Well, one's a cunning runt...

FNGR -
That's similar to the one where two guys walk past a dog licking his balls. One says, "Man, I wish I could do that." The other one says, "Aren't you afraid he'd bite you?"
 
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nolt
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12 - 06-26-2001, 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by CanadianCrippler
hey Sircle:
 
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Falhawk
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13 - 06-26-2001, 10:32 AM
ok this is mean I know.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?























not being a ****ing retard.
 
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FngrBANG
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14 - 06-26-2001, 11:05 AM
DAYYYYYY-UHHHHM!

Hey, I'm special y'know...and I've got the Olympic T-shirt to prove it!
 
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15 - 06-26-2001, 11:16 AM
Stole this from Meklar...

It's friday night, and this girl wants to go out to a party, but she doesn't have a ride...so she goes downstairs and says to her dad "Dad, can I have the car keys". So he points to his balls and says, "and what are you gonna do for me"....see immediatly turns around and goes upstairs.

About 15 minutes later, she figures her father was joking, so she goes back downstairs, and says "hey dad, I know you were joking, can I please have the car keys" so he does the same thing. She runs upstairs, thinking this is just gross.

About half an hour later, she says...what the hell, I'll forget about it. So she goes downstairs asks, agian.....get the same answer...so she starts sucking him off....then she says "Dad your cock tastes like ass", and the father says "Oh yeah, I forgot....your brother has the car tonight."
 
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FngrBANG
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16 - 06-26-2001, 11:24 AM
Setting: an office building near you

Male employee walks by a female employee & comments, "your hair smells nice!"

Immediately the female employee storms off and goes to her supervisor, "Mr. Soanso, I'd like to make a sexual harrassment report."

The supervisor asks her to explain why and she repeats the comment the male employee had made.

"So? What do you find distressing about a comment like that?" asks the supervisor.

"He's a midget!"
 
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ReZ|Fly
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17 - 06-26-2001, 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by [MoM] Gort
What's the difference between a smart midget and a prostitute with VD?


Well, one's a cunning runt...

Difference between a nun and a chick in the bathtub?
A nun has hope in her soul.
 
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old_skul
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18 - 06-26-2001, 11:33 AM
What's red and sits in the corner?

A baby sucking on a razor blade.


What's blue and sits in the corner?

A baby in a plastic bag.


What's green and sits in the corner?

The same baby a month later.


How do you get a baby into a milkshake cup?

La Machine.


How do you get it out?

A straw.


And the creme de la creme.....



What's the worst part about ****ing 5-year-old boys?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
 
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=BL=VorteX
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19 - 06-26-2001, 11:35 AM
Mary had a little sheep,
And with this sheep
She went to sleep.
The sheep turned out
To be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb!
 
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I-C-E
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20 - 06-26-2001, 11:37 AM
::RACISM ALERT::



What do you call 500 caucasian running down a mountain?

An avalanch

What do you call 500 'blacks' running down a mountain?

A mudslide

What do you call 500 mexicans running down a mountain?

A jail break
 
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