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ParoxysM
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1 - 03-27-2002, 04:31 AM
A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on a shelf above the bartender and it said “Win this...free beer for LIFE!” The man walked up to the bartender and asked “how do I win this golden mug?” The bartender replied,
“See that drunken man over there?
Knock him out in one punch. See that dog? He has a toothache but no one can get the tooth out. Take the tooth out. See that old lady? She hasn't been screwed in a while so screw her.” The man walks over to the drunk man and knocks him out with one punch. Then, he goes over to the dog and takes him out to the back alley. The bartender hears some noises but finally the the man stumbles back in and says, “That's done, now where's that old lady with a toothache?”
 
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2 - 03-27-2002, 04:33 AM
i'm going to bump this thread a lot

because i'm on his ignore list

and it'll be fun
 
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3 - 03-27-2002, 04:33 AM
he'll be like "WHAT IS THAT GIGAFOL SAYING?! I CANT HEAR HIM BECAUSE HE IS ON MY IGNORE LIST! OWND SCRUB!"
 
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4 - 03-27-2002, 04:34 AM
i didn't even read the joke yet

is it funny?
 
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5 - 03-27-2002, 04:35 AM
ok i read the joke

it rocks

if you're in elementary school and tingle at the word "****"

other than that it's ****ing dumb
 
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6 - 03-27-2002, 04:37 AM
everyone else who posted should delete their posts
 
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7 - 03-27-2002, 04:38 AM
no seriously

everyone else who posted, delete your posts

can you imagine making a thread, it getting 40 replies, and being able to see none of them?

that's my kind of humor
 
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8 - 03-27-2002, 04:41 AM
damn ****ing skippy
 
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9 - 03-27-2002, 04:42 AM
yo paroxysm

made you look
 
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10 - 03-27-2002, 04:44 AM
so i was tuning my guitar

and writing a song for paroxysm

"and then i jerked off"
 
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skank
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11 - 03-27-2002, 04:45 AM
 
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12 - 03-27-2002, 04:45 AM
ok i think i'll tell some of my own good jokes


what do you call a ******?






paroxysm
 
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13 - 03-27-2002, 04:46 AM
what do you call a ****** with his shoes untied?








paro-xysm
 
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14 - 03-27-2002, 04:47 AM
so paroxysm walks into a bar, and the bartender says




"we dont serve ******s here, get out"
 
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15 - 03-27-2002, 04:48 AM
what do you call a ****** with 2 black eyes?





paroxysm's wife
 
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16 - 03-27-2002, 04:49 AM
god it must be early cuz i'm actually laughing
 
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17 - 03-27-2002, 04:50 AM
how many dead babies can you fit into a garbage can?




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18 - 03-27-2002, 04:50 AM
 
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19 - 03-27-2002, 04:53 AM
a paroxysm, a female paroxysm, and a baby paroxysm are flying in a plane

and the pilot gets on the intercom and says

"who let those ****ing ******s on my plane?"
 
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20 - 03-27-2002, 04:55 AM
what do you say when you wake up at night and see your tv floating around?




drop it paroxysm you dumb ****ing ******
 
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