Jesus doesn't like you...

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Apr 2, 2004

• #1

That's what people would say to you if I were Jesus

 

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Zombie

Veteran XX

• Apr 2, 2004

• #2

I miss your old sig

 

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Apr 2, 2004

• #3

It's still around...

Eventually, I'll plug it back in. Maybe after Nov 6th

 

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Waidan

Contributor

Veteran XV

• Apr 2, 2004

• #4

Soul Tip: God loves Lakers fans.

 

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LostDuck

The Assman4

Veteran XV

• Apr 2, 2004

• #5

 

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raggy

Veteran XV

• Apr 2, 2004

• #6

Willy Porter - Jesus on the Grille
Great song

 

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Waidan

Contributor

Veteran XV

• Apr 2, 2004

• #7

Just remember, Jesus may not give you the time of day, but for one lousy dollar J.R. "Bob" Dobbs will SAVE YOUR SOUL and possibly take you golfing.

 

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Crom

Veteran X

• Apr 2, 2004

• #8

thanks for the nose news neighbour

 

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Apr 2, 2004

• #9

I think smilin' Bob would make for a pretty kewl Messiah

 

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Waidan

Contributor

Veteran XV

• Apr 2, 2004

• #10

FngrBANG said:

I think smilin' Bob would make for a pretty kewl Messiah[/QUOTE]

Either that or you could put your money on Odin

[img]http://www.poee.org/documents/Other_Religions/Church_of_the_SubGenius/images/jhvh1.jpg

Motherfucker's got 400 hit points and shit.

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LostDuck

The Assman4

Veteran XV

• Apr 2, 2004

• #11

FngrBANG said:

I think smilin' Bob would make for a pretty kewl Messiah

Click to expand...

I can't change the channel fast enough when I see one of their commercials come on...

 

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[MoM] Gort

Veteran XX

• Apr 2, 2004

• #12

And here I was, expecting the obligatory "...he LOVES you!" post.

 

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Apr 2, 2004

• #13

VS.

In this cornah weighing in at 81kg, wearing the 80's tie and sporting a boner that could deflect weapons of mass deee-struct-shunnnn...SMILIN' BOHHHHHHHHB!

And in this cornah weighing in at over 800lbs, the one-eyed master of battle, shrouded in an eternal cloak of chaos, and wearing 400 hit points beneath his belt...ooooooOOH-Dinnnnnnnnn!

Let's see who prevails in this initial bout for THE ULTIMATE MESSIAH!

llllLLLett's Get rrrrRRREAADYYYYY TO RUMMMBLLLLLLE!

 

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Skeletor666

Merried Man

Veteran XX

• Apr 2, 2004

• #14

Good cause I don't like Jesus