If Marilyn Monroe were alive today, what would she be doing?

Azra3l · Nov 30, 2003

...clawing at the inside of her coffin.

No, I am not taking credit for this joke.

Glow · Nov 30, 2003

She'd be doing me, duh.

Kendo · Nov 30, 2003

TheCowBoy said:
No, I am not taking credit for this joke.

That's good, because the joke isnt funny.

Spadeon9 · Nov 30, 2003

Gay porn, vge

Talamius · Nov 30, 2003

JFK got to hit Marilyn Monroe.

Clinton got head from Monica Lewinsky.

JFK got the better deal methinks.

Azra3l · Nov 30, 2003

Obviously you four haven't read the right book.

Mangle-Me-Elmo · Nov 30, 2003

she'd be pretty pissed that she was cremated if she were alive

Doaln · Nov 30, 2003

wait, was size was she really? i've heard she was actually larger than most people think.

MissJess · Nov 30, 2003

Ah, she's one of my favorites ...

spydur · Nov 30, 2003

This thread was

MADness · Nov 30, 2003

'Whom'

The question should be "If Marilyn Monroe were alive today, 'whom' would she be doing?"

Mangle-Me-Elmo · Nov 30, 2003

wait wait wait..

i got one.

what would marylin monroe be doing if she were alive today??

being beaten by joe demaggio..

wait.. is he dead?

MissJess · Nov 30, 2003

Height:
5' 6"
Weight:
128 lbs.

arcadus · Nov 30, 2003

Talamius said:
JFK got to hit Marilyn Monroe.

Clinton got head from Monica Lewinsky.

JFK got the better deal methinks.

word

Urraca · Nov 30, 2003

Making out with Madonna and Britney at the next VMAs. Passing the 'torch' (read: Tongue) across three generations.

wasabi · Nov 30, 2003

she would turn fat like anna nicole smith

[hAuS] C R A B · Nov 30, 2003

Height: 5 feet, 5½ inches
Weight: 118-140 pounds
Bust: 35-37 inches
Waist: 22-23 inches
Hips: 35-36 inches
Bra size: 36D

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.htm

That was Her range. Unfortunately, 5' tall and over 118lbs would be way too heavy for a top model today.

Looks hot here :shrug:

Mr Jimmy Pop · Nov 30, 2003

hk_wintermute said:
She was cremated.

qwnd

monica was "creamed"

MADness · Nov 30, 2003

MissJess said:
Height:
5' 6"
Weight:
Fat

Funny how things change, isn't it?

Vanster · Nov 30, 2003

I heard the same joke when I was maybe. . 9? something like
that, which would have put it at 1975.

If Marilyn Monroe were alive today, what would she be doing?

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