Dating Sites - Hilarious? Yes.

Obibun said:
question for people experienced with older women as I've never fucked one with kids

is the vag loose?
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no, i hit a 19 yr old girl and a 32 yr old w/ a kid the week later

32 yr old was wayyyyyy better and tighter
 
slogg said:
no, i hit a 19 yr old girl and a 32 yr old w/ a kid the week later

32 yr old was wayyyyyy better and tighter
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I fucked my 30 year old cute blonde recently and she was awesome

but then again she doesn't have kids

I'm wondering if the whole "pushing two enormous babies out of your vagina" thing makes you loose when you're a woman
 
why do I have a mental disorder?

because I consistently fuck hot girls?

if that's the case then I am 100% mentally retarded, handicapped to the maxx

and my wheelchair is made out of gold and encrusted with fucking diamonds bro
 
Obibun said:
I'm wondering if the whole "pushing two enormous babies out of your vagina" thing makes you loose when you're a woman
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Why yes, it does, because the women gain a few pounds. Their bodies become "mother" looking instead "hot." Of coarse, the super models that don't eat and have personal trainers buck this stereotype.
 
i know this kid who was a virgin until his senior year of college and then he finally hooked up with a girl

much like obibun and his 30 year old uggo that i wouldnt ever touch, the kid i knew couldnt stop talking about how hed just had sex recently with his non-good looking tramp of a girl (even though he only fucked her once and she dropped him afterwards)
 
except my girls are consistently hot as shit

and I lost my virginity when I was like 17. which I still consider fairly late but :shrug:

^ jealous nerd virgin
 
Obibun said:
why do I have a mental disorder?

because I consistently fuck hot girls?

if that's the case then I am 100% mentally retarded, handicapped to the maxx

and my wheelchair is made out of gold and encrusted with fucking diamonds bro
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You've flooded the market with your schtick. It's worth has drastically dropped.


OtisPAB said:
this thread reminds me of animo. where did animo go?

thanks for being you, obi.
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Yeahhhh, I remember him.... What the hell ever did happen to him?
 
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