Loco Hombre Off the Mexico

As I sit here in Otay Mesa Tijuana
and I have a dog that's chipped....
i know it's just id
but maybe someday i can get a locator chip
and you all can hunt me down
and kill the kidnappers
'don't give 'em my surfboards'
(that's actually a remembrance from college times in Mexico)

anyway
is there such a device that can be implanted under my skin
that would locate this worthless soul?

thought i'd ask here before i duckit
 
Today is about comparing Sweden to Mexico. Think about it, where would you rather live? Bring up statistics but make them comparable.

 
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I've been retired now
since 2:25 pm on August 2, 2019
you may have heard
it's been glorious
I've caught a couple decent days I'd be working
but was surfing instead

Today went to Rosarito Playa Nuevo
and ate Lobster, Rice, Beans, flour tortillas and Margaritas/tequila
with my daughter and wife, nice

we dodged a bullet though

if we'd left Rosarito just 3 hours later
we would have run into a huge traffic jam of people trying to cross into America!!

There's a bridge by the apartment that the traffic is barely moving on
It's the start of what i estimate a 10 hour line back into the states hahahaahah
They'd all been in Rosarito for a huge concert on the beach...

anyway, bet these people didn't expect this

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Here's the concert they went to; hope it was worth it.
Cardi B & Bad Bunny
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Bad Bunny, Ozuna, Cardi B and J Balvin Will Headline Baja Beach Fest 2019
 
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Holy Shit
The traffic line to get back into the US is the worst I've seen.
People have been stranded, barely creeping in their cars all night long.
I was wrong about 10 hours; someone reported being in line 14 hours.
We've heard horns all night long, and now the normal morning workers mex to us crossing traffic is mixing in and continuing to make the traffic a complete shitshow.
 
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fking idiot gringos should just drive across the 3" deep rio "grande" like all the illegals

they'll get free meal, full gas fill up and a $500 walmart card when they hit the usa side :cool:
 
o wait, it's teeny weiner, not warez

fking drive thru the holes in the chain link, my argument still stands :cool:
 
I have a global sentri pass that usually gets me over the border within 20 minutes. All of the people trying to cross back to the u.s. today just have passports and have to go through regular lines that usually may take up to 3 hours. But not last night and today. People have been sitting in that line for 14 hours and at this point probably longer. a lot of people not making it to work this morning.

I wanted to cross the border today but all the traffic is backed up and will make it hard for me to get to the special sentri line. I'm not even going to try I don't want to get stuck in something I can't turn around on.
 
sounds like u have learned to never line up for a drive thru

btw when i come to power, those sleazy drive thru traps will be abolished; an escape lane will be required at all drive thru setups so ppl can leave after waiting 30+ minutes to not get their taco bell

owners/operators of restaurants that currently have "trap" drive thrus will be sent to labor camp in new mexico, regardless of how strongly they falsely claim willingness to redesign the drive thru so it doesn't keep people trapped in line. we'll see how much they like sleazy traps when they're the ones stuck inside. anybody who has served on the board of directors or as an executive level manager at fast food chains with franchisees who set up drive thru traps will also get sent to camp New Mexicant for their failure to rein in unscrupulous franchisees :flag:
 
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Ok I've surfed
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
more than 3 hours each day
Los Pinos
(or how TW should say it Lose Penis is how google hear's it;
who am i to argue)
6-10ft
Head high + to double overhead
Surfline surf reports, surf forecasts and cams.
that's what today will say

so many things to blog about!!! omg

Wednesday night when we got here
there was a cloud fest of wind and lightening at 3am
(sorry no pics this time)
I've seen storms before here and lightening but
this was something else being up in the tower
huge loud bolts of thunder just off the coast
barely count a second before you heard the thunder...

kekoa jumped up on the forbidden bed shaking,,, we let him stay... he's over it here
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On Thursday night the wind and lightening show continued but not so many lightning strikes.
but the loudest thunder I've ever heard; weird like a gunshot I thought it broke a window...
I think the buildings lightening rod got hit
lit up all around us and scared devil out of me
(not really, he's still here on my shoulder)

here's some sunsets
but first
I'm told you can only get this at Duty Free stores
I LIKE IT
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buenos noches
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