So I go to Kal Tire in SE Calgary to get tires put on my '06 Dodge dually. I'm talking to a salesperson that quite possibly may be the dumbest cunt on the face of the planet. I tell him I called in a couple of days ago and you're supposed to have 6 Toyo M55's here for me. He proceeds to try and sell me every other kind of tire known to man. I tell him "look I just want what I ordered. They work well for the driving I do and have been using them for 15 years."
Now he goes on to tell me that these are real expensive and do I really want to put them on an old truck. I'm like gee whizz Sir, it's my money and I'll spend it any way I want. Is that OK with you? He looks at me with a stunned look on his face. I turn to another counter person, an attractive woman in her late 20's maybe. I say "Hey, you, are you able to follow simple instructions?" She says certainly how may I help you?
I tell her 6 - 235/85/R17 Toyo M55's installed on that silver truck out there right now. She looks up the tires on her computer and says we have them waiting here for you. I say good, thank you, lets get this show on the road I've wasted the better part of an hour here with the fucking idiot next to you. Oh and By the way...now I want the install done at no charge because idiot wasted my time. She says certainly I'll do that for you.
She say then she needs to go out and confirm the tire size so out to the parking lot we go. We get to the truck and she turns to me and says " I love a man that knows what he wants and takes charge." She takes my hand and puts it right on her crotch and puts her business card in my shirt pocket with her phone number on the back and looks me in the eye and says, " call me. This is yours anytime you want it."
I think I said something like ;OKLIJAERGNHRGPIWERUSGHNWPEIRUGVBPFFFFFT
We went back inside and she kept looking at me the whole time I was waiting.
When my truck was done and I was paying my bill she touched my hands about 20 times and then walked me out to the truck. When I got in she stepped into behind the door and grabbed me right by the cock and say "Nice. Bet it tastes good too." and the she walks back into the store.
It took me 10 minutes to get my shit together enough to drive, but I had to stop at Wendys and eat in my truck just to get my heart rate down so I could drive home.
So should I jump all over this and risk losing half my stuff or just put it in the spank bank?
BTW...I can't seem to stop smiling...
65% of women will cheat. This statistic is pretty high. I say its 65% because statstically its more like 30-40 or something lower but still and those are only based on statistics and people actually being honest.
No one is honest enough for correct fidelity statistics. Plain and simple. people lie and I bet some are ashamed enough to lie to more than one person. let alone a test of some sorts.
With that said, just find one good reason not to cheat on her first.
1. maybe you love your wife despite that shes a twisted cunt half the time (sorry thats assuming too much).
2. maybe you have kids with her, at this point your connection isn't only spiritual but also biological.
3. its wrong and you wouldn't want it to happen to you so why do it to her?
NOW with that said if shes cheating on you or has cheated on you then I say by all means go for it. Then confront her about her cheating and tell her you did the same.
I cannot stress the fact that you'll need incontrovertible evidence. Anyways after that you guys can enjoy the pleasures of swinging and being in an open marriage/relationship.
hope this helps. enjoy you classy motherfucker
edit: ps "They work well for the driving I do and have been using them for 15 years."
this is probably what made that sales guy sperg out on you. Most salesmen hate the idea of something of lasting quality. I know because I'm NOT that kind of salesman/manager but I work with idiots who are like that and it is soo sad and cringey. They would rather have a constant surge of reoccurring customers who don't know any better about the product theyre getting, than have a steady flow of customers willing to spend more on a superior product.
it actually pisses me off how badly companies will cut corners to sell you some subpar shit like shit tier shit. at the same cost of the regular shit.
