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Why is it so hard to make a damn Predator film. Put a group of 7-9 cool, badass characters in a jungle and kill them one by one. It doesn't have to evolve or expand the universe.

i don't think the formula is as repeatable as you're saying

predator works because it's not what you're expecting to happen to a gang of badass commandos, and because it is such a distinctive cast of essentially interchangeable but infinitely hammy personas. it is jason vs. rambo.

even if you manage to get together another such cast (and predators obviously tried very hard; much too hard in fact), the mystery can never be recaptured, so you just go through the same beats of hey it collects trophies, hey it's invisible, hey it can bleed, always wishing you were watching arnold do the same things

honestly the only reasonable paths to take are different time periods or alien planets, both of which are too outre for a mainstream movie franchise whose fanbase is 20 years past expiration (not to mention much more expensive and trickier to navigate tonally). they're the kind of ideas that work in comic books and spinoff novels because by the time you're reading those you've already bought in completely.
 
The moment the words "Let's reboot Predator as a comedy" were uttered, that should have been the end of it right there. That guy should have been fired.
 
i don't think the formula is as repeatable as you're saying

predator works because it's not what you're expecting to happen to a gang of badass commandos, and because it is such a distinctive cast of essentially interchangeable but infinitely hammy personas. it is jason vs. rambo.

even if you manage to get together another such cast (and predators obviously tried very hard; much too hard in fact), the mystery can never be recaptured, so you just go through the same beats of hey it collects trophies, hey it's invisible, hey it can bleed, always wishing you were watching arnold do the same things

honestly the only reasonable paths to take are different time periods or alien planets, both of which are too outre for a mainstream movie franchise whose fanbase is 20 years past expiration (not to mention much more expensive and trickier to navigate tonally). they're the kind of ideas that work in comic books and spinoff novels because by the time you're reading those you've already bought in completely.

Predators was on the right track, but made a few questionable plot decisions that ultimately caused it to be corny. The main hero was far too effective, Topher's character and the finale was fucking dumb as shit, Fishburne's character was wasted, and the two types of Predator wasn't necessary.

It would've been a much better movie if they had set it up as a game preserve world that they stocked with creatures that had successfully killed a Predator. It's considered a great honor to hunt there, or only the most successful, notable hunters get to go. Each of the cast had killed a Predator at some point (good opportunity for Arnold cameo), in a different environment, in a different manner. They run into Fishburne, who has been there forever just like before, and over the course of the movie he slowly picks off people as was his way. Far more entertaining concept.

Ultimately you don't need more than the hunter vs hunted scenario. Pick an environment, come up with some new predator gadgetry that gives them a disgusting advantage, pick people off. They keep trying to reinvent the wheel.
 
If they weren't making such a big deal about it there wouldn't be a bunch of trolls looking to fuck with it.

The current plan on 4Chan right now is to rate it at 100% and make it the highest rated movie ever. That way normies will know it's too much bullshit and everyone gets a red pill.
 
The black people on my facebook feed are debating on what to wear. Most are going formal for the showings. I'm going as a ghost.
 
no one's going to give this an honest review even if it's a shit film

critics would rather just hit thumbs up and move on with their lives than face the onslaught of sjw scum
 
Everyone is super excited that there is a black directed movie that doesnt center around south central LA, prison, the ghetto, or mammas house
 
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