oh don't feel so bad. the niggers still love you.
in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate
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oh don't feel so bad. the niggers still love you.
That was great, Loggy. :lol:
But you do realize that a Xanadu reference will go over the head of 99% of this forum, right? It's refreshing to have a couple of guys like you around.
yeah, but thanks to wikipedia. everyone will soon know what it is.
Uncle Slappy
Veteran XV
1. Reggs
2. He larps, posts stupid mundane shit that happens to him, and can't spell
3. Death by foam sword
4. He hasn't been posting as much lately.]
2. He larps, posts stupid mundane shit that happens to him, and can't spell
3. Death by foam sword
4. He hasn't been posting as much lately.]
KnightMare
Veteran X
I do not...........yet
i often wonder if they think
that belly button lint does stink
well i myself do think it fine
when once aired out, it's like fine wine
i smear it on my fingertip
and comment "this one has some zip!"
but when i show it round the room
i start to get a sense of doom
the girls seem shocked and turn away
the guys all spit and call me gay
i pop it in my mouth and chew
and give them all a big "fuck you"
whenever i must take a piss
i feel a particular bliss
when i fulfill my goal
of hitting the bowl
but that stupid big seat makes me miss
I caught the Xanadu epic reference
...but there's no way to prove it
it's okay, picking it up is its own reward.
there was a young faggot named reggs
when it came to brains, he was the dregs
and though he loved to larp
those foam swords can get sharp
for he slipped and cut off his own legs
this year i hit the marriot
i hoped to find my bygone friends
alas i found my geek pals not
for uvalan's at its end
there were no drinks or mayhem there
security was fast asleep
there was no bitching about chairs
instead of chokes, there's not a peep
i hung my head and shed a tear
and walked away feeling dejected
i'd have to hope again next year
that bounty's cock would be erected
Son of Mothra
Veteran XV
And now i love you logroller
perfect
Edit: To kura and log, i believe Coleridge is part of standard english curriculum these days, i remember reading Kubla Khan and Fears in Solitude among others, in sophmore year of HS i believe
And it's tough for a poem to be obscure when there's a Rush song dedicated to it :lol:
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tough one, but i'm up for a challenge.
i sat upon my pile of fish
and tried to wash my runny dish
when i heard a trumpet
tween the legs of a strumpet
"a cigar's a cigar" said that bitch
strained rhyme and weak. i may try again later.