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Originally Posted by Chaol
1. Belly-button lint
2. Lady-friends point it out as slovenly
3. Maybe I need to wear nylon from now on?
4. Great conversation piece
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i often wonder if they think
that belly button lint does stink
well i myself do think it fine
when once aired out, it's like fine wine
i smear it on my fingertip
and comment "this one has some zip!"
but when i show it round the room
i start to get a sense of doom
the girls seem shocked and turn away
the guys all spit and call me gay
i pop it in my mouth and chew
and give them all a big "**** you"