They're uncomfortable, too short, ugly as shit, and strictly functional.
Strictly functional.
What the fuck? This is America dammit, that thing should have sprouted a plush leather seat, cup holder and built in entertainment center by now. I can pin-point the furthest back gray hair on John Stewart's hair, with a 1080i while sitting in complete cacophonous 5.1 sound on imported Italian fur, but my shitter is a uncomfortable mass of carved porcelain?
I'm currently taking suggestions for my new design.
Strictly functional.
What the fuck? This is America dammit, that thing should have sprouted a plush leather seat, cup holder and built in entertainment center by now. I can pin-point the furthest back gray hair on John Stewart's hair, with a 1080i while sitting in complete cacophonous 5.1 sound on imported Italian fur, but my shitter is a uncomfortable mass of carved porcelain?
I'm currently taking suggestions for my new design.