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{ASK}BruceLee
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Old
101 - 06-27-2001, 02:58
I laughed :|
 
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Kaertes
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Old
102 - 06-27-2001, 02:59
Q: Whats the bad thing about seeing a black kid riding a bike?

A: Its probably yours.


Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping up and down on the bed?

A: Put velcro on the cieling.

Q: What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating?

A: *shotgun sound* Drop it ~N-Word~

Q: A Jew has a boner and walks into the wall, what happens?

A: He breaks his nose.

Q: How do you fit 1,000,000 jews into a car?

A: Put 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 999,996 in the Ash tray.

Q: A white and black guy is run over in the street. Whats the difference?

A: The skid marks infront of the white guy.

Q: Why is there a black guy in my family tree?

A: Because I forgot to take him down.

Q: Why do black people raise chickens?

A: To teach their kids how to walk.

Q: Whats a black man's Thanksgiving dinner?

A: Chicken and Cool-Aid.

A kid's mother is Jewish, and his father is black. He goes up to his mom and asks her, "Mom, am I more jewish or black?". His mom responds, "Hmm.. thats a hard question. Ask your father." He goes up to his father and asks the same question. His father responds, "Thats a hard question, why do you need to know?" The kid responds, "Because the kid across the street is selling his bike for $10. And Im not sure if I should ask him to lower his price, or to steal it from the mother****er."


A black guy goes to the store and buys a big barrel of cheese. As hes walking outside, he trips and drops the barrel. The barrel rolls down and lands next to this Redneck's truck. He picks the barrel up and puts it into his truck, and then drives off. When he gets home, he goes to his wife and says, "I found this big barrel of cheese by my truck. I thought we could use it." His wife responds, "What kind of cheese is it?" He responds, "I dunno.. but I think its Nacho Cheese because all the way home, this black guy was chasing me screaming," Not cho cheese! Not cho cheese!"
 
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NoiZ
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Old
103 - 06-27-2001, 03:40
Kaertes...funny stuff
 
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Fraggy Poo
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Old
104 - 06-27-2001, 04:14
A black, mexican, and oriental man are all sitting in a car, whos driving?

The Cops
 
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Snipes
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Old
105 - 06-27-2001, 04:37
Quote:
Originally posted by lead

How did hellen keller burn the side of her face?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other side?

They called back.


Why does hellen keller masturbate with only one hand?

She needs the other one to moan.
ROFLMAO, those are the funniest ones ive heard yet.

Edit: messed up the quote ...
 
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Rurouni
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Old
106 - 06-27-2001, 04:48
Quote:
Originally posted by old_skul


<img src="http://members.nbci.com/fieldchapel/SISTER~1.JPG" width=400>

<H1>MY BOUNTAY!</H1>
0wned by xoom.

ehehe.
 
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Technetium
tuffy
Old
107 - 06-27-2001, 05:00
lmao...
What's long black and smells
The unemployment line.
 
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logmans
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Old
108 - 06-27-2001, 05:03
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb
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One but u gotta screw im in real hard
 
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Makka
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Old
109 - 06-27-2001, 05:04
<b>racist dont look if u care</b>
whats the worst thing u can call a black guy that starts with the letter n?
neighbor
 
 
logmans
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Old
110 - 06-27-2001, 05:06
What do u call a black priest?

Holy ****
 
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Kahlan
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Old
111 - 06-27-2001, 07:33
This is the best I could come up with for now...

There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.

"No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"

Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.
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The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run Over By Freight Train!!
 
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Ruthven
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Old
112 - 06-27-2001, 08:13
No italian jokes....I'm offended.
 
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Steve W.
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Old
113 - 06-27-2001, 08:41
Quote:
Originally posted by InCoMiNg
2 sausages are cooking in a pan. one looks over at the other and says, "**** its hot in here!" the other one looks over and says, "OH MY ****ING GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!$@"
haha
 
 
Sircle
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Contributor
Old
114 - 06-27-2001, 09:08
Quote:
Originally posted by CR-Ruthven
No italian jokes....I'm offended.
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
 
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Sircle
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Contributor
Old
115 - 06-27-2001, 09:10
Why don't Italians have freckles?
They all slide off.
 
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PowdaHound
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Old
116 - 06-27-2001, 09:13
Quote:
Originally posted by =BL=VorteX
alright here goes.

A lady is having a baby in a hospital,
as soon as the baby pops out the doctor looks at it, then starts smackin, kicking, and then throws the baby to the floor and then in the garbage can. The lady freaks out and starts screaming "you killed my baby" the doctor looks at her and starts laughin and say "ahah april fools, the baby was already dead!"

and yea, i've only read page one... who knows what the topic is on the last page... :p
 
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Ruthven
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Old
117 - 06-27-2001, 09:15
thanks haha....
 
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Eidelon
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Old
118 - 06-27-2001, 09:31
this one is realy bad.


Why do you turn up the radio when you are ****ing a 6 year old?
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so you dont here her pelvic bone break.
 
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KoyCymru
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119 - 06-27-2001, 09:33
what do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
!@12
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an erection
 
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KoyCymru
Breaker5
Old
120 - 06-27-2001, 09:33
how do you get a dick out of bounty's mouth?

no, seriously.
 
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