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Sircle
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Old
381 - 07-11-2004, 01:41
there was a joke i was looking for - something about a mom and dad having sex and they were using code words and their little girl says something about cake - anyone know that one?
 
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382 - 07-11-2004, 01:46
A white horse fell in the mud...
 
 
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Old
383 - 07-11-2004, 01:47
that aint it
 
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RazorJack
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384 - 07-11-2004, 01:53
Why does Michael Jackson wear children's underwear on his arm....
































Hes trying to quit. (the patch)
 
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385 - 07-11-2004, 01:55
Blond phones into a radio station for a phone in contest. The question is asked, "What is farther away from New York... the moon... or Toyko" The blond things long in hard. She says, "Well duh! You cant see toyko."
 
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Markopolis
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386 - 07-11-2004, 01:59
if it hasn't been posted yet:

what's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old girl

you can turn her over and pretend she's a 9 year old boy
 
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Big Monkey
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387 - 08-01-2004, 12:21
Quote:
Originally Posted by dweeb
This guy walks into a bar with a white shirt that has in big black letters, "I HATE ******S." He sits down and orders a beer. The bartender tells the man he can't serve the guy with that shirt on, to which the shirt wearer replies, "Shut the **** up and give me a beer." The bartender does.

About 15 minutes later, a huge, ripped black man walks into the bar with a monkey on his shoulder and sits next to the shirt wearer. The bartender is scared because he doesn't want a big fight in his bar, so he thinks of a good reason to kick one out. He goes the black man and says, "Sir, you can't bring animals in here..." The black man looks shocked and goes, "THIS?! Oh hell nah, watch!"

He snaps his finger and the monkey jumps off his shoulder, grabs an empty beer mug, fires a couple quarters into the jukebox, and runs from table to table dancing and collecting money from people. His final stop is on the man with the "I HATE ******S." shirt, and the monkey does a little dance. The man pulls out his wallet, puts a ten in the beer mug, and pats the monkey on the head. The monkey goes back on the black man's shoulder, and they both leave.

The bartender is shocked and goes to the shirt wearer. "I don't get it man. You come in with that shirt on, and then you just give this guy his money for his monkey's tricks... What gives?"

The guy looks up and says, "Hey man, I got nothing against the kids."
This one was good
 
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Big Monkey
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388 - 08-01-2004, 12:22
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripper
WARNING:RACIST

There was this man that used to drive down the street and hit black people. One day he was giving his preacher a ride to church and there was a black man standing right in the middle of the road. the man wanted to hit the black man but the preacher was in the car. he couldn't decide what to do. at the last second the man swerves to miss the black man but hears a loud bang. thinking he hit the guy he looks over at the preacher to see the look on his face. the preacher is laughing and yells out, got that n*gger with the door.
Also a good one
 
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sammuel
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389 - 08-01-2004, 14:02
What's the worse thing about eating bald *****?
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Having to put the diaper back on.

~wangel
 
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Fyre Knight
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Old
390 - 08-01-2004, 14:17
^^ thats just wrong
 
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Evolution
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391 - 08-01-2004, 15:12
whats the best thing about 29 year olds?



























there's 20 of them
 
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Evolution
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Old
392 - 08-01-2004, 15:15
whats the best part of having a 13 year old in the shower with you?














you can slick their hair back and make them look 9
 
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Sircle
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Old
393 - 02-27-2005, 22:39
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZProtoss
:bump: to this thread,
 
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Sircle
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394 - 04-06-2005, 00:02
tap
 
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MistarItalian
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395 - 04-06-2005, 01:19
 
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ShAzBoT
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396 - 04-06-2005, 01:41
what do u get when u have 4 chinese people 4 black people 4 chinese people and 4 black people all in a row


a human water sprinkler... chinkchinkchinkchink, nigernigernigerniger, chinkchinkchinkchink, nigernigernigerniger
 
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Eso
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397 - 04-06-2005, 01:51
Don't know if these have been posted. Not gonna bother reading every page.

Q-What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A-The Wheelchair

Q-How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?
A-None, he fell *wink*

Q-What do a black guy and a broken gun have in common?
A-They both don't work, and you can't fire them.

Q-What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of him?
A-It only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus.

Q-How do you circumsize a native-american?
A-Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q-How did the native-american find his sister?
A-Pretty good.

Q-Why did god give seagulls wings?
A-To beat the natives to the dump.
 
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ScooBySnaCk
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Old
398 - 04-06-2005, 03:00
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?



Nothing, you already told her twice.
 
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ScooBySnaCk
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399 - 04-06-2005, 03:04
What do you call 100 black sky divers?






Air Pollution
 
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