I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

How does Seth know where you live?

He keys your car and you don't call the cops? oO That would seem to be the best way to get your ex to believe; you having him arrested for leaving death threats etc.

Nice imaginative writing though.
 
- "What? No, its not mine!"

- "Well its not mine either."

- "Who leaves something like this just lying around?"

- "Are you sure its not your dead?"

- "Positive, I keep mine in my bedroom closet. Its crazy to leave it just laying around."

- "Maybe its Bobs?"
 
i believe you isaboo
this has suddenly turned from hilarious to serious with the keyed car tho...

how much farther do you want to let him dig after that?
 
i would totally like to suck my own dick. I wouldn't use a vibrator on my ass, though. That's just disgusting.
 
Vlasic said:
i would totally like to suck my own dick. I wouldn't use a vibrator on my ass, though. That's just disgusting.
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but then you'd truly be a cocksucker...even if it is your own dick

you'd have a taste for cock.
 
Falhawk said:
but then you'd truly be a cocksucker...even if it is your own dick

you'd have a taste for cock.
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You're right. My woman is pretty damn good at it anyway so I guess i dont need to suck my own
 
Vlasic said:
You're right. My woman is pretty damn good at it anyway so I guess i dont need to suck my own
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sucking your own dick might be useful if ur trapped in an avalanche or in jail so you dont turn gay!
 
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