Sour++ Contributor
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it's about your mom LOL
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Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's cooking is so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.
Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia.
Yo momma is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and still is late to work.
Yo momma so old, her Social Security number is one.
Yo mama is so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her.
Yo momma so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them "jumpolines" 'til she bounced on one.
Yo mama is so strict, she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.
Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
Yo momma so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.
Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Sour++ Contributor
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama is so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.
Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets Chapstick on her ears.
Yo momma is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
Yo mama is so old, when she was a child rainbows were still in black and white.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so dumb, she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so dirty, she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama is so scary, even Voldemort won't say her name.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama is so clumsy, she makes Humpty Dumpty look like a gymnast.
Yo Mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so weird, she picks her nose just to be gross.
Yo mama's head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter.
Yo mama is so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so mean, they don't give her happy meals at McDonald's.
Yo mama's so confusing, even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.
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Tribalwar Admin
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my mom beats me
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VeteranXX Contributor
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My mom marched against Nixon.
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VeteranXV Contributor
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When I was 12 my mom handed me an article from the newspaper about the dangers of DnD. It was at that point I started to doubt her intelligence and realized I do take after my father's side - much to my relief.
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VeteranXX Contributor
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When I was in first grade, my mom once gave me $5 to punch a 2nd grader that was picking on me in his face.
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Sour++ Contributor
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bullshit $5 would have bought a house when u were in 1st grade
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Would not, but gas was 32 9/10 cents a gallon
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Sour++ Contributor
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dang gas was crazy expensive back then I moan about five dollar gallons
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VeteranXX
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my mom is a wellesley alumna and hillary clinton's #1 fan and a serious democrat party donor (on the pleb scale, not the ~real talk~ scale)
so i get all my news from her b/c she's definitely right about everything
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Sour++ Contributor
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Originally Posted by Edofnor
my mom is a wellesley alumna and hillary clinton's #1 fan and a serious democrat party donor (on the pleb scale, not the ~real talk~ scale)
so i get all my news from her b/c she's definitely right about everything
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blink twice if ur ok
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VeteranXX
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Originally Posted by Mr Jimmy Pop
Would not, but gas was 32 9/10 cents a gallon
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wtf is a cent? is that like a farthing but 4 during the boomber times?
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Originally Posted by Mr Jimmy Pop
My mom marched against Nixon.
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Our moms were wrong.
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