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slogg
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261 - 07-09-2008, 00:58
shouldve come to jersey and had the time of your life like everyone else

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My Epic NJ Story would go like this: (to save time telling a story I typed entirely in cliffs)

I got to get driven around and see New Jersey, I saw a street sign in a ****ty ghetto that said "No Playing Ball"

Hot jersey waitress was retarded, people in New Jersey are retarded and pronounce Gyros the sandwich the same way you would pronounce Gyro like Gyroscope not like a normal intelligent person would pronounce it like the word Euros

People in Jersey cant ****ing drive

I was in with the hot Jersey chick all day everyday on Friday and had her buying me drinks at the bar everyone hated she said and I quote "I want to get you drunk" and it was awesome

then her boyfriend showed up to the bar unplanned, instant paradigm flip the world just completely changed on me and that was over

fancy cat slapped me in the face for some reason I dont recall

I woke up saturday morning in a house where I didnt know where I was, in a city I didnt know the name of in a state I had never been to and had a whole 12 hours experience there with a phone that was dead. Of course I had been left there alone with the hot jersey chick, who told me she asked me to get in a bed and tried to wake me up but I was just so loaded I dont remember any of it and didn't comply at all and slept in a chair.

much complaining done by all because people were having a ****ty time which I was totally unaware of because I was a) totally hammered and b) had a hot girl to hit on all night so I didnt pay attention (or care probably).

talking backwards, we did a lot of it

everyone wants to go to NY, I dont, akuma doesnt, I plan to stay for a day in NJ with akuma while everyone else goes back to NY. People come to their senses and stay in NJ (absolutely the right choice IMO)

Saturday night bar was fun like everyone said, I didnt have as much fun this time around because Jersey Girls boyfriend is there right off the bat, I have no interest at all in any of the other girls we are with and I have no desire to try and pick up a girl that is just random at the bar. Glare and others dance with the no standards duo while I get wasted and wander around spending $11 on a ****ing redbull vodka "sups fancy cat want a redbull vodka, okay 2 please" $22 please ::I proceed to bend over and get ****ed by bar prices::

Hancock is a terrible movie, Akuma wont take me to a store so I can buy a razor and a bar of soap, Service in Jersey is terrible and the waitress called Mike and I fags because we ordered the exact same meal and then split a plate of fries and onion rings.

awesome sushi house we went to is awesome, Hoboken roll a lot better than I could have imagined a roll named Hoboken could be

goto a bar and the 3 best topics in the world to talk about come up all night 1) Politics 2) Religion 3) Tribalwar forum personalities, Yuengling beer is on tap and is not nearly as great as I had been lead to believe

last day mike parks in a pastors reserved parking spot "sups im a pastor" while we eat breakfast
we drop excel at newark airport at noon, then drive to laguardia to drop of F. Cat and Glare, I got to see New York and Yankee Stadium(s) and the brooklyn bridge and all kinds of awesome things on the drive. We drive back to newark airport to drop me off becuase my flight was at like 6pm, I catch an early flight out, Excels flight is delayed so much that we actually end up on the same flight back to ohare (sups owned)

I called a cab and he nearly ran some black ghetto ***** carrying her baby over with me in the car, she goes "OH NO U DIIENT" and he flicks her off and drives around her

I get home, the end
 
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262 - 07-09-2008, 01:00
yea i totally missed out
 
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KittyCat
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263 - 07-09-2008, 01:00
slogg did u get laid

i also think its funny how u told ayz a story bout me
 
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amRam
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264 - 07-09-2008, 01:01
Why am I not surprised that akuma is exactly what I figured he'd be like... a total selfish ****ing douchebag with no substance and no future.

Awesome.
 
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slogg
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265 - 07-09-2008, 01:02
I wish i could've come to NYC and finally met you, after all you are the one that gave me the name sloggles mcccool but I couldn't get those days off work

dont pull a mikes dad anytime soon so I can still get the chance to
 
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266 - 07-09-2008, 01:03
I'd type up my story, but its the same as everyone else's with the addition of Fancy making me leave "Jersey Girl's" house to look for a conveinience store to buy cigarettes for him, getting lost, and following Hellraisr's voice back to the party. I missed the donkey kick cause of that
 
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nigafool
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267 - 07-09-2008, 01:05
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goto a bar and the 3 best topics in the world to talk about come up all night 1) Politics 2) Religion 3) Tribalwar forum personalities
 
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KittyCat
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268 - 07-09-2008, 01:10
slogg cubs got rich harden r u happy im stoked
 
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HeLLrAiSr
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269 - 07-09-2008, 01:13
Rob was a lost puppy. I roped him in
 
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slogg
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270 - 07-09-2008, 01:16
dear Mellraisr I meant to get you something sweet for getting me at the airport and driving but you split unexpectedly, I'll see you again so I'll get you back
 
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HeLLrAiSr
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271 - 07-09-2008, 01:18
It wasn't really unexpectedly, I had told mike that I needed to get home for classez the next day.

I dont want you to get me anything, was the least I could do.

Also your cliffz sux
 
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DillingerEscp
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272 - 07-09-2008, 01:18
Sounds like you guys had tons of fun.

Meanwhile I was ****ing groupies, and I could have really hooked you guys up.
 
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LogRoller
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273 - 07-09-2008, 01:28
legendary

i did not yet read it, but i appreciate a good effort
 
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Vintage
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274 - 07-09-2008, 01:52
It wasn't the first time I met people from TW but I still find it a little creepy and akward when I do.

edit: It could also be because I'm 16 lozlol.
 
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nigafool
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275 - 07-09-2008, 01:56
it probably has a lot to do with you being creepy and awkward
 
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Vintage
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276 - 07-09-2008, 01:58
nah i'm not a creepy akward person but i just think it's pretty weird to meet people from a forums website. this surely wouldn't happen anywhere else but here lol
 
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Santah
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277 - 07-09-2008, 02:02
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nah i'm not a creepy akward person but i just think it's pretty weird to meet people from a forums website. this surely wouldn't happen anywhere else but here lol
Plenty of forums I frequent have meet ups.

So is Akuma just going to lay low and hope everyone forgets this?
 
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SuicideSnowman
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278 - 07-09-2008, 02:05
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nah i'm not a creepy akward person but i just think it's pretty weird to meet people from a forums website. this surely wouldn't happen anywhere else but here lol
LAN parties and stuff have been around forever and many of them were just a bunch of random strangers with similar game interests in mind. You're stupid.

Edit: Why do so many stupid kids join this forum?
 
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nigafool
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279 - 07-09-2008, 02:06
people are people

you prefer xbox and grunting

do you really want to argue this one
 
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SuicideSnowman
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280 - 07-09-2008, 02:08
what
 
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