I just fucked a planet.

LGBR

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 27, 2019

• #21

ya

 

groov

Veteran XX

• Jun 27, 2019

• #22

also butts

 

LGBR

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 27, 2019

• #23

frosted butts

 

Plasmatic

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 27, 2019

• #24

Frosted murder cakes

 

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Amadeus

Whiner

Veteran XX

• Jun 29, 2019

• #25

you should never rape someone

unless you have a good reason

like if you want to have sex with them and they won't let you

 

havax

Super Genius

Veteran XX

• Jun 29, 2019

• #26

Or in Amadeus's case, their parents or babysitter won't let him.

 

Data

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 29, 2019

• #27

I don't fuck planets.

But I do make sweet, tender love to them all night long.

 

SeVeReD

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 29, 2019

• #28

Fuck Me
All this great Mexican food in Mazatlan
is making Me A Planet
I am a Disgusting Gaseous PLANET
Fuck Me

 

Last edited: Jun 29, 2019

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Esteban_Villa

Veteran XV

• Jun 29, 2019

• #29

if I fuck enuff planets u becum 1

 

LGBR

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 30, 2019

• #30

i am the alpha and the omega

 

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Amadeus

Whiner

Veteran XX

• Jun 30, 2019

• #31

havax said:

Or in Amadeus's case, their parents or babysitter won't let him.

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It's not rape if they're too young to know what rape is.

 

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Esteban_Villa

Veteran XV

• Jun 30, 2019

• #32

It's not rape when amadeus is befriending the local Muslim population who is helping him groom kids

 

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vamp

• Jun 30, 2019

• #33

LGBR why u leave

 

SeVeReD

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jun 30, 2019

• #34

to fuck a planet obviously

 

LGBR

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jul 1, 2019

• #35

sometimes u gotta go the extra mile 4 that sweet sweet planet vag

 

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Esteban_Villa

Veteran XV

• Jul 1, 2019

• #36

I'm willing to go a light year for the right planet poonani

 

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StapleMammal1

Contributor

• Jul 1, 2019

• #37

They warm in the winter and shade in the summer.

 

LGBR

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jul 1, 2019

• #38

theres no such thing as seasons red

 

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Esteban_Villa

Veteran XV

• Jul 21, 2019

• #39

ugh

 

LGBR

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jul 21, 2019

• #40

is that the sound u make when u finish fukn a planet