A girl told me I was "difficult to understand"

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #41

SkivviS said:

i inadvertently dropped my pants while reading that poem

good job!

p.s. can you interpret the middle pic on the bottom row of your collage?

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It's from Always Sunny in Philidelphia.

Bit of a running joke we have going because it's one of her favourite shows.

 

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Gringo

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #42

if chuck norris doesnt get the panties to drop, you best be movin along...

 

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Infinite

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #43

a girl told me i have a pretty dick

great thread about girls telling us things

 

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bam

Veteran XX

• Apr 30, 2010

• #44

You either love cock or you're the non-threatening gay friend to every single girl you know.

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #45

bam said:

You either love cock or you're the non-threatening gay friend to every single girl you know.

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mrrrahh I wish I could send these things to girls and get away with it mrraaahhhh

 

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Jambalaya Pretzelstein

Veteran X

• Apr 30, 2010

• #46

obibun do you actually fuck the models or just chat with them online?

i'm just wondering if you're fucking german models, or what

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #47

why would I say I fuck models if I didn't fuck models

this isn't rocket science

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #48

here, allow me to make a point with an entirely convenient conversation I was having lately

 

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~rizzle~

Veteran X

• Apr 30, 2010

• #49

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #50

and then there was silence

 

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bam

Veteran XX

• Apr 30, 2010

• #51

Going off of how you post on here, you're talking to yourself on your Facebook wall.

 

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Flunky

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Apr 30, 2010

• #52

less chats, more pics

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #53

bam said:

Going off of how you post on here, you're talking to yourself on your Facebook wall.

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deny until you die bro

 

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Swamp Kitten

Veteran X

• Apr 30, 2010

• #54

pics of girl?

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #55

would normally but given the fact xcursion is lurking around looking for a chance to pounce, not to mention my general raised nerdvirgin alert status after that arsin showdown and public humiliation of a hundred angsty nerds, I'm avoiding things like that for now.

 

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GraphiX

Veteran XX

• Apr 30, 2010

• #56

show me your dick instead.

or not, it won't matter. i'll find it.

 

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ICMeltdown

• Apr 30, 2010

• #57

Maybe some diction lessons would help, then she may be able to understand what you're saying better...

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #58

ICFire said:

Maybe some diction lessons would help, then she may be able to understand what you're saying better...

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poetry is art, motherfucker

you can't teach art

art comes from the soul

 

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1slob18c1

Veteran X

• Apr 30, 2010

• #59

She's into poetry and collages?

Sounds hot. Fuck her for me.

 

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Obibun

Veteran XV

• Apr 30, 2010

• #60

the collage thing was totally my awesome idea

who knows if she even likes collages?!