Name something you've done that others probally have not

stood on the fence in pamplona during the running of the bulls

got blown in front of 40 people in front of an apartment building

was researched on for twin studies

"player of the match" honors in college v-ball tournament

CMA - Certified Management Accountant

held #1 world ranking in FIFA street 3 on 360
 
My band I had about 7 years ago opened up for Rascal Flatts and the Bellamy Brothers. I've also sat on a tour bus and passed around a bottle of Crown with Tracy Lawrence, Tracy Byrd, and Mark Chestnutt. I've hung out with Johnny Lee, Earl Thomas Conley, and actually sang a song with the Sons of the Desert guys on their tour bus. This was all down in Corpus Christi, TX.

Good times. :)

Edit: Also used to get drunk and party with Johnny Rodriguez. That guy's a riot.
 
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I had sex with a taliban commander on a three wheeler parked in the woods on top of a steam roller while jumping over a river in a car I stole from Stephen Speilberg and Micky Rourke after I was taking back the organ I donated to Jewel because she dide and didn't need it anymore.
 
1) Discussed with Mark Millar the finer points of Angelina Jolie's ass and how many time he got caught staring at it during the filming of Wanted.

2) Got Grant Imahara to tell me why he has holes in his underwear.

3) Had Rowdy Roddy Piper explain his rape allegation (this was the first time he'd ever talked about it)

4) did an interview with Zane Lamprey from the driveway of his house.

5) had a porn star get drunk, sit in my lap and whisper that she'd give up the business for me if I was single.
 
El Smack said:
1) Discussed with Mark Millar the finer points of Angelina Jolie's ass and how many time he got caught staring at it during the filming of Wanted.

2) Got Grant Imahara to tell me why he has holes in his underwear.

3) Had Rowdy Roddy Piper explain his rape allegation (this was the first time he'd ever talked about it)

4) did an interview with Zane Lamprey from the driveway of his house.

5) had a porn star get drunk, sit in my lap and whisper that she'd give up the business for me if I was single.
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Needs to be quoted.

I love the fact that some people take this seriously...
 
El Smack said:
1) Discussed with Mark Millar the finer points of Angelina Jolie's ass and how many time he got caught staring at it during the filming of Wanted.

2) Got Grant Imahara to tell me why he has holes in his underwear.

3) Had Rowdy Roddy Piper explain his rape allegation (this was the first time he'd ever talked about it)

4) did an interview with Zane Lamprey from the driveway of his house.

5) had a porn star get drunk, sit in my lap and whisper that she'd give up the business for me if I was single.
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sweet - a faggot, a deadbeat father, shitty husband AND a liar :lol:
 
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