Woot off. Bag o Crap, Crap!

You know, the typically uncouth scramble for Bags O’ Crap demeans us all (if it’s even possible to demean someone who either sells or buys something called a Bag O’ Crap). It’s frustrating for consumers, taxing for our servers – and does nothing to distribute Bags O’ Crap according to the diligence or merit of the customer.

So today we’re trying something new. Make sure you’re logged in. Click the “I WANT ONE” button. That will usher you into the world of Crapshoot, America’s slowest-throwing Flash game sensation. You’ll assume the role of a trusty freight snail and deliver Bags O’ Crap to everyone who wants one, until you die. Weep not for the snails. They’re bred to deliver crap. It’s all they know. It’s all they love.

Each level of the game has a certain number of Bags O’ Crap allotted to it. When the Level 1 bags are sold out, we’ll move on to Level 2, and so on. You have to complete that level of the game in order to buy a Bag O’ Crap. If you fall short, you’ll have to start again at the beginning. It’ll go on like that through Level 10, when all the Bags O’ Crap will be sold out.

And you thought we couldn’t make this Bag O’ Crap thing any more infuriating! Crappy April Fool’s Day, suckers!

April fools, suckers, its impossible

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i might actually waste some money on this this time.

Why do people buy that anyway? Is there a chance at getting an exceptionally good item (pay $3 get a $500 item) lottery style or is it just the curiosity/fun of not knowing what you'll get?

someone here got a flat panel tv like 40+ inch i recall

Bughead said:

Why do people buy that anyway? Is there a chance at getting an exceptionally good item (pay $3 get a $500 item) lottery style or is it just the curiosity/fun of not knowing what you'll get?

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yeah, and theres a decent chance of getting stuff worth $10-15, like a fan.
theres also a decent chance of getting shit like rubber bands and plastic army men

The service is unavailable. I'm guessing it's an April fools prank for people to keep trying.


My last BoC a few months ago sucked but I regifted a couple items out of it.

i was getting the unavailable too, now it wont load at all

I remember when we actually looked forward to woot offs. Fucking jews, ruining everything they touch,.

Got one. Done playing that asshole game.

gay. i played for the last hour and a half and i kept getting hit by double obstacles. i hate woot now.

Yeah, the double ones kept pissing me off. Eventually I just gave up on shooting the targets and concentrated on dodging.

Until a bit ago the game wouldn't even load. But now, spent more time than I should have playing but kept getting the double obstacles on level 1 and 2, unavoidable death. Once got to level 3 and once to level 4...

finally fucking got it shit.... took me an hour

a) dont shoot targets

b) turn sound off

c) move behind obstacle right after it passes, and don't move until another obstacle shows up that you have to dodge, repeat

d) pour bag of rep in my mouth

Probably piss off more people than it's worth. Interesting, but I don't have time today.

And with that... I'm done with the fucking internet for the day.

Technetium said:

d) pour bag of crap in my mouth

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Fixed that there for ya, buddy.

i think it's easier when the game goes slower... i had a bunch of other flash shit in the background that slowed down my game... only thing that helped me not get so frustrated was listening to good music with my headphones

easier? the game is easy as hell. except when it throws out literally impossible to dodge obstacles at the same spot in both paths.