I caught my ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick.

I call BS. THis was an episode of Golden Girls, I swear. Only, it was Bea Arthur sucking her own dick.
 
wow

this story reeks of bullshit

you had a machete just chilling in your car?

and why does one of the pictures say "something awful dot com"

did you rip the story from sa?
 
tehcreat!ve said:
wow

this story reeks of bullshit

you had a machete just chilling in your car?

and why does one of the pictures say "something awful dot com"

did you rip the story from sa?
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I dont think he had a camera there takin pics.... I think he found random pics to go with the story.
 
tehcreat!ve said:
why the fuck did he have a god damn machete just chilling in his car
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I have a medium axe in my trunk. It's not unusual to have something to cut trees or whatever that might fall on your car if you have an accident.
 
he claims on sa that the machete is used in some kind of martial arts. sounds pretty far-fetched.

edit: and i demand pics (of the ex).
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