[meph]DooM!
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put salt in ur penis hole and have sex it will help kill the antibodies in her vagina
K-Rex said:Ok, I just got this terrible but slightly humorous visual image...
I can just see Reggs freaking out with some 18 year old girl bleeding to death and crying her eyes out...
"don't worry honey, instead of the doctor I know people that will help!!"
(sobb, sobb) "ok honey" (sobb, sobb)
Now he's huddled over the computer while his girlfriend is on the ground just rocking back and forth quietly sobbing, going over her life and the future of it. This whole time upstairs is some old guy asleep under an afghan and on a couch with plastic covering. Across the room is a woman playing crossword puzzles with C-Span on the TV. Neither of them having a clue of what a terrrible situation is happening in the other room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa
Classic.Fraggy Poo said:Be sure to eat your ovaltine
Well, if you bothered to read the link...Doaln said:Bingo. TAKE HER TO A DOCTOR.
Have you had minimal vaginal bleeding or spotting more than one time after intercourse or douching, and you are sure that the bleeding is not caused by your period?
Severe bleeding: Soaking more than 8 pads or super tampons in 8 hours
Moderate bleeding: Soaking more than 8 pads or super tampons in 24 hours
Minimal bleeding: Soaking fewer than 8 pads or super tampons in 24 hours
Empirion said:There is no way your dick is too long to be accomodated by her vagina.
Reggs said:She doesn't have health insurance, so getting her to a gynecologist will be expensive. We have enough cash saved up, but that's all for an engagement ring.
Maniacal said:this happens to me whenever im having sex with my goat.
Maniacal said:this happens to me whenever im having sex with my goat.