I was just making some dinner and cracked up at the different realities that SC and the dip**** cops he called are from. I am picturing them as pretty much kids. Probably drinking a latte. Far, far removed from the world that SC grew up and participated in.
Him calling back and saying "Well? You gonna pick these two up? And them like "uhhhhh". No idea that he single-handedly took them into custody and had them hog-tied. Too ****ing funny. Even funnier that they were armed and while he could have been, he used their shovel. I think he should get a medal for that.
Maybe a "long and good service" medal
But, with a big dangly set of hairy balls on it.