OT: All your base are belong to us

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Don't mind me, I live under a rock as far as the net goes. I'm just now noticing the cool flash sig's, especially yours bad_crc. I've been watching this thread since my dad told me about the AYBABTU thing about a month after it all started. Yes, stare in awe, laugh your ass off, have your fun, I was SLOW to catch on. Yet for some oddly scary reason, I still find the constant flow of different AYB stuff to be funny. All I can say is, keep it up Bad_crc, you've made your 15 minutes of fame last a whole lot longer.
 
So ok being bored at the moment here's my story from the MadLib.

Here's the story as YOU see it!

In A.D. 2101
Video Card was flying.
BigDevDawg: What happen?
Qix: Somebody shoot up us the Flag.
Frank Rizzo: We snipe Enemy Turret.
BigDevDawg: What!
Frank Rizzo: Shazbot Enemy Generators die on.
BigDevDawg: It's Emo1313!!
Emo1313: How kill you games!!
Emo1313: All Your Dynamix are belong to us.
Emo1313: You blows on the Tribes2 to Enemy Base.
BigDevDawg: What You attack!!
Emo1313: You have no forum to cap frag your monkey.
Emo1313: HA HA HA HA ....
BigDevDawg: ski off every 'Tribes1'!!
BigDevDawg: You write what you skiing.
BigDevDawg: waste 'Tribes1'.
BigDevDawg: For Shazbot MBP.
 
: Here's the story as YOU see it!

In A.D. 2101
Shazbot was Shazboting.
Shazbot: What happen?
Shazbot: Somebody Shazbot up us the Shazbot.
Shazbot: We Shazbot Shazbot.
Shazbot: What!
Shazbot: Shazbot Shazbot Shazbot on.
Shazbot: It's Shazbot!!
Shazbot: How Shazbot you Shazbots!!
Shazbot: All Your Shazbot are belong to us.
Shazbot: You Shazbot on the Shazbot to Land-Of-Shazbot.
Shazbot: What You Shazbot!!
Shazbot: You have no Shazbot to Shazbot Shazbot your Shazbot.
Shazbot: HA HA HA HA ....
Shazbot: Shazbot off every 'Shazbot'!!
Shazbot: You Shazbot what you Shazboting.
Shazbot: Shazbot 'Shazbot'.
Shazbot: For Shazbot Shazbot.

The way I see it, Shazbot will rule the universe. We might as well fall into him/her/it.
 
From 3DRealms composer Lee Jackson's <a href="http://www.gamefinger.com/plan.asp?userid=leej&id=15369">.plan update</a> today:
<b>For Great Justice, Call 555-1234</b>

I just read a story on about Chinese hackers/crackers/whatever finally getting around to hitting U.S. Government sites in some sort of twisted retaliation for their jet sideswiping our airplane. Some of the defacements they left look like they could have come straight out of Zero Wing:

"The Great Chinese Nation Hooray!!!!"
"USA Will Be With Responsibility for the Accident Total!!!"
"Protest USA sell Weapon to Taiwan Break World Peace!!!"

You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see someone get on to one of their websites and leave for them a simple, one-line note:


"All Your Base Are Belong To Us!"


The look of confusion on their faces would make a priceless Kodak moment. I wonder if they'd get the joke.
 
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