Your Super Bowl Party Rules

Zopharoth said:
1. No women unless they are 9 1/2s or higher.
2. No moochers who eat up all the snacks and drinks.
3. No inane conversations while the game is in progress.
4. No interruptions. All cel phones must be checked at the door, and turned off during gameplay.
5. No blowing up the bathroom with excessive stank.
6. Be on time. No one will be admitted after the game starts.
7. No children. Leave them with a babysitter.
8. No pets. Leave your servals, boa constrictors, and gerbils at home.
9. No flames (for each other) while the game is in progress.
10. No deliveries while the game is in progress.
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The reasons your rules are unnecessary:

1. you don't know any and they wouldn't spend the night hanging out with you sans ghb
2. if you're having a party, it is your job as host to provide adequate food
3. only women do this and since there won't be any, this rule is null
4. no one is going to call you because everyone is watching the game
5. would you rather the imaginary people you're watching the game with shit on the couch?
6. you won't be admitting anyone at all
7. see 6
8. i'm sure you don't need to tell people to warn people to leave their gerbils at home around you
9. wat
10. i doubt anyone is going to do anything to draw attention to the fact that they'd be hanging out with you


Proper Party Rules:

1. Don't knowingly invite anyone who has a better TV than you. They will just be pissed off the whole night.
2. Wings. Have them.
3. Beer. Have it.
4. Do not disclose location to Zophorath
 
fish_spum said:
The reasons your rules are unnecessary:




Proper Party Rules:

1. Don't knowingly invite anyone who has a better TV than you. They will just be pissed off the whole night.
2. Wings. Have them.
3. Beer. Have it.
4. Do not disclose location to Zophorath
5. Have some sort of smokes: Joints, Shisha, Cigars
6. PVR. Have it for big plays, half-time, etc...
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Zopharoth said:
1. No women unless they are 9 1/2s or higher.
2. No moochers who eat up all the snacks and drinks.
3. No inane conversations while the game is in progress.
4. No interruptions. All cel phones must be checked at the door, and turned off during gameplay.
5. No blowing up the bathroom with excessive stank.
6. Be on time. No one will be admitted after the game starts.
7. No children. Leave them with a babysitter.
8. No pets. Leave your servals, boa constrictors, and gerbils at home.
9. No flames (for each other) while the game is in progress.
10. No deliveries while the game is in progress.
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you are a certified douchbag if you really enforce this shit.
 
typically my goal at super bowl parties, if i dont care about eithe rof the teams involved, is to get wasted, eat a lot of food, talk shit, and just generally socialize with my friends. i watch the game, true, but its not like the ncaa tournament if carolina is in the national championship, or anything
 
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