this could be more funny with the girlfriend and neighbors.
"WTF! There are dead animals in my fridge and freezer!!"
"Where the hell did you get all the stuff?!? There is no space left in my closet!"
"Where are my clothes?... YOU SOLD ALL MY CLOTHES!??!?? TO MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR STUFF?!???"
Knock Knock...
"hey, I live next door to you. It looks like someone robbed my place while I was asleep. I have literally been cleaned out. I woke up and everything is gone. it's like i just moved out. Thankfully the robber didn't discover my secret stash located in -------. Have you also been robbed?"
Next day-
Knock Knock...
"hey, it looks like the robber struck again. Now my stash is gone too. This is terrible, I have nothing left. Could you spare me some money to help me with this difficult time?"
when i was in grade school they banned those fake tattoo's from crackerjacks or what not because someone laced a bunch with lsd and gave them to kids in LA county
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