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What hot bitches?

Obi you've been living in a co-ed dorm for 4 months, and haven't got laid yet. The nerds are getting worried.

Sure the reputation, the convertible and the belt all helped at Queen's, but now it seems like those things made you. A real player works with what he has. But not scoring without the convertible, doesn't look good bro. Doesn't look good at all.

Not that you ever scored with top shelf females. But surely getting laid in a co-ed dorm isn't impossible is it?

Is it? I mean it's like been four fukless months man ...

Why don't you call your parents, ask them to spend some jewgold on leasing a bmw? That way you can trick your target crowd of dumb goyim whores into thinking your successful and get your dick wet again. It's worked for you before, what are you waiting for?

Banned? So what Obi, I wouldn't be here anyways. Angry? lol you were the one threatening to come and fight me (Kangaroo style lol), you're the one who "lost it."

hai guis, no one gives a flying fuk what your typing speed is - let's just end this nerdfest now shall we?

The subject is:



Obi has gone 4 months without getting laid.

Tisk tisk Obi, I wish just pushing your buttons, and like a good little puppet you started dancing. You were shitting bricks. I wish I had pursued how a 5th year student qualified for a 3rd year program. lol at you informing Queen's of an "internet stalker." You were shitting bricks. You got owned and played for the emo bitch that you are.

But really the subject now is: Obi hasn't had sex for 4 months.

Is his baller status in the shittar? Sadly, I think it is Obi. It seems without the belt and convertible, you're just another nerd. :(

4 months in a co-ed dorm, and not a single score. How can this be?

4 months without getting sexed (in a co-ed dorm!).

How can this be?

4 months.

goddamn.

Alright Ellen, we get it, you can shut up now.
 
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