Any chick who can fit a bottle up her snatch...

Hey I know! How about I jam this baseball bat up my snatch!!! Aint it hot???


No, you dumb bitch, it isn't sexy at all.
 
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I refused to supply pics on general principal.


Plus I closed the fucking video someone linked me so fast I lost the link, so fuckit
 
...I don't want anything to do with!


wtf is wrong with people

When my old lady was an admission nurse in a suburban NJ ER, she's show me ...xrays of items that had been SHOVED INTO ANAL OPENINGS.

Carrots
Lightbulbs ?!?!
Beer Bottles - very popular
Chapstick
Potatos
 
When my old lady was an admission nurse in a suburban NJ ER, she's show me ...xrays of items that had been SHOVED INTO ANAL OPENINGS.

Carrots
Lightbulbs ?!?!
Beer Bottles - very popular
Chapstick
Potatos




lightbulbs sound painful.

i bet a powerful fart would produce enough contraction to shatter it in your shitter
 
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