i'll get to it. my testicles hurt, i'm on the phone, and it's all distracting me.
in fact, i will work on it right now. there are a few others i've missed as well.
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in this thread, i will write poems about things that you hate
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i'll get to it. my testicles hurt, i'm on the phone, and it's all distracting me.
in fact, i will work on it right now. there are a few others i've missed as well.
1. Poems
2. Everything
3. be outlawed
4. when they are over.
when it comes to writing a poem
there are those who do and don't know'em
and then there's code4
that inveterate whore
if he hates them all this oughtta show'im
1. JuggerNaught.
2. complete moron.
3. his mobile home to explode due to lack of working air conditioner
4. He makes every other man look to attractive to women when he's around.
SpoilerI can't wait for the one about me that Al'Fucktard is probably going to request.
there was an old fat man named juggs
who was clearly on all sorts of drugs
like a lamb to the slaughter
he cried "aids in our water!"
but the water supply's got no bugs
I like this thread. Here is my request:
1. Poor grammar and spelling.
2. In this digital age, especially with the advent of spellchecking in any text field as provided by Firefox, there is truly no excuse for the excessive amount of common spelling errors that plague these boards every day.
3. I would like people to be whisked away 10 or 20 years into the future so that they may observe the glorious career in fast food cuisine that awaits, should they not change their ways.
4. If they don't change their ways, it will at least be nice to know that someone will be there to grill my Whopper.
2. In this digital age, especially with the advent of spellchecking in any text field as provided by Firefox, there is truly no excuse for the excessive amount of common spelling errors that plague these boards every day.
3. I would like people to be whisked away 10 or 20 years into the future so that they may observe the glorious career in fast food cuisine that awaits, should they not change their ways.
4. If they don't change their ways, it will at least be nice to know that someone will be there to grill my Whopper.
haiku and limericks are poems. this thread is epic. the poems are in this thread. therefore, the poems within this thread are epic. qed.
when you make your own thread offering to write poems for everyone, you can do whatever you like, you big whiner.
Indeed, the poems in this thread are epic, but they are not epic poems.
there was an old fat man named juggs
who was clearly on all sorts of drugs
like a lamb to the slaughter
he cried "aids in our water!"
but the water supply's got no bugs
I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.
I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.
[obligatory]That's what she said.[/obligatory]
1. fat people
2. they smell
3. eat a salad
4. they are funny to watch when they walk down hills.
first there was mav, he's super fat
he's also emo and a brat
there's also avatar, that tub
he'd spread lard all over his grub
young gwokable has much to lose
where weight's concerned, this is old news
and gofishgrrl, that big fat whale
she'd hork down pizza by the bale
dr jonez could lose some weight
biking should help drive his fate
kahula is said to be plump
she sports a muffin top o'er her rump
fngrbang thinks he's not bulky
but mention it, and he gets sulky
yes all the tee dub fatties whine
they need to lose their bottom line
and though we love them, fat and all
a skinny man can best stand tall
I thought it was going to be a long one. I still like it though.
i started a long one, but there are not too many words that rhyme with "missle" and "conditioner".
I like this thread. Here is my request:
1. Poor grammar and spelling.
2. In this digital age, especially with the advent of spellchecking in any text field as provided by Firefox, there is truly no excuse for the excessive amount of common spelling errors that plague these boards every day.
3. I would like people to be whisked away 10 or 20 years into the future so that they may observe the glorious career in fast food cuisine that awaits, should they not change their ways.
4. If they don't change their ways, it will at least be nice to know that someone will be there to grill my Whopper.
when ppl use grammar so bad
it maeks bounty super big mad
he smash and he shout
and he sit there to pout
me think that he might be on pad
Diablo Escobar
Contributor
has anyone mentioned Stu Scott yet and his stupid fucking glass eye and shitty pseudo-ebonics catchphrases
1. ant mele
2. has brown elbows
3. die in a fire
4. smells like flowers
k GO
wtf is ant mele? i googled it but can't figure it out.
1. Gooks
2. Bad drivers
3. Napalm
4. Mr. Miyagi
it took quite a bit of persuasion
to get me to write about asians
yes they cook very well
but as drivers they smell
and their testes are the size of raisins
1. the feel of cotton
2. the wierd sensation on my finger tips
3. to not be so dry
4. it makes for good clothes
so darkstrand loves the feel of cotton
all other clothes he thinks are rotten
but all he wears are panties
a fashion vigilante
now his image will n'er be forgotten
1. the thing/person you hate
2. what you hate about it/them
3. things you'd like to happen to it/them
4. one redeeming thing about it/them
1)ame
2)deception
3)mental clarity
4)very moral
i don't know what this is either.