#feelthebern

AnubiS

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#bernie2020

Update #1: Super Tuesday 2020 LIVE https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/super-tuesday-results-2020/index.html

Update #2: Crooked Biden leads the run by a few, giving Trump multiple orgasms. Mini Mike drops and endorses an incompetent. Pocahontas still on the run to suck up to 5% of Bernie's chances.
Super Tuesday Results 2020 | Live Election Map | Voting by State - POLITICO

Update #3: poll after poll, Bernie shows to be the only candidate to beat Strumph
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Will he appear dead by "natural" causes? Stay tuned :flag:

Update #4:
Pocahontas quits. She's for Medicare for All and Tax the rich. So... Will she endorse Crooked Biden or none of the candidates? Stay tuned
Elizabeth Warren ends presidential run

Update #5:
March 10 Primaries! Will Sanders appear dead later night?
Stay tuned!!!!
March 10 primaries: Live results - Vox

Update #6:
Biden is "crushing" Bernie, CNN says
:ftard: :flag: :ftard: :flag:
In which retarded will you vote for? Biden or Trump? Better start thinking about it, cuz winter is coming

Update #7:
Bernie sets a bunch of questions for demented Biden
https://www.facebook.com/124955570892789/posts/2916995145022137/
Stay tuned!

Update #8:
Since Corona is spreading fast in the US, and since Americans don't have universal health care, will boomers go out next week to vote for Biden?? Stay tuned!

Update #9:
With a tight margin between Crooked Biden and Bernie Sanders, the second quits before the end of the race. Thanks to the DP Mafia and that dead horse's head that Sanders found on his bed during the night.

Good fucking game, ya'll

:flag: #foreverashithole #covfefe
 
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hot take: Bernie will immediately receive about 30% of the primary vote, shooting him to the top and dismantling the other far younger progressive candidates only to lose the eventual nomination to whichever moderate Democrat lingers around that the super delegates preemptively selected to be the nominee all while dancing away with $200M in donations.
 
I supported Bernie in 2016 because I was anti-Clinton. He doesn't have that this time. He is gonna get wrecked.
 
Gas yourself

can't do that in the primaries b/c of the ridiculous pandering to iowans -- u gotta ethanol urself 2 conquer the caucuses

then u gotta replace all ur rubber bits b/c that corn syrup bullshit isn't real fuel and has totally destroyed ur vital systems, and u had 2 use twice as much to get up the hill, which worsened not only the wear and tear on ur vital systems but also significantly increased air pollution and "human caused global climate warming change" b/c of the extra fuel u had to ~BERN~
 
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I’m going to need a barf bag this election. No one of any worth will be running. Working Class will continue to get fucked over by all of these pieces of shit. Doesn’t matter who wins, we lose.
 
hot take: Bernie will immediately receive about 30% of the primary vote, shooting him to the top and dismantling the other far younger progressive candidates only to lose the eventual nomination to whichever moderate Democrat lingers around that the super delegates preemptively selected to be the nominee all while dancing away with $200M in donations.

SHHHHHHHHH!
 
can't do that in the primaries b/c of the ridiculous pandering to iowans -- u gotta ethanol urself 2 conquer the caucuses

then u gotta replace all ur rubber bits b/c that corn syrup bullshit isn't real fuel and has totally destroyed ur vital systems, and u had 2 use twice as much to get up the hill, which worsened not only the wear and tear on ur vital systems but also significantly increased air pollution and "human caused global climate warming change" b/c of the extra fuel u had to ~BERN~

Bro, do you even E85?
What You Need to Know About E85 Ethanol Alternative Fuel - Hot Rod Network
 
25, 100 - same difference

25% more killed kennedy once

and it will kill mother earth

and it will kill the heartbeat of america: today's (flexfuel) chevrolet
 
hot take: Bernie will immediately receive about 30% of the primary vote, shooting him to the top and dismantling the other far younger progressive candidates only to lose the eventual nomination to whichever moderate Democrat lingers around that the super delegates preemptively selected to be the nominee all while dancing away with $200M in donations.

Ding! Winner
 
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