blitz crying about being banned from tribe ascend cuz he hacks

Why didn't BUH-LITZ just pm someone instead of trying to make this huge public spectacle of himself?


pm: hey doods that's not me pls unban thnx
admin: kk np figured it out silly kids
 
Unlike you fatty I have no need to make e-buds, e-friends, or e-pals. I will take on every motherfucker on the forums, and I pretty much have. 90% of the people I've talked ridiculous shit to have laughed it off. The other 10% (of which you're one) got mad. That 10% has a lot in common. See if you can figure out what it is.

Let be honest here, even Spxnge will admit I'm not here to make masses of e-buds. How exactly do you take on every motherfucker on the forums? Why are you so crazy?

The only reason you troll me is because you had a meltdown and lost the jm5k vs Lemon Ban Poll, then had a complete psychotic break, began making smurf accounts en masse and attacking everyone you could in GD. Whenever a new smurf account got banned, you made another one and went on another tirade. Which makes it hilarious that you ever accuse anyone of being addicted to TW, because when you were forcibly removed (for threatening Fancy Cat's job no less), you couldn't take it and kept coming back any way you could.

But this isn't because you're one of the most pathetic people here, it is because you have PTSD, so we all understand it's not really 'you' that's doing it.
 
He should look on the bright side...if they fail to restore his account, he can spend another $30 and go through the very enjoyable experience of leveling up everything again.
 
nice to know that HiRez ban accounts after much investigation.

:rofl:

rofl this is the best/worst part about this. they look at a shitty quality youtube video thats 5 seconds long and see 4 or 5 accounts spamming reports about him hacking, but no one else. then they ban someone who has paid them without any kind of warning or investigation. horrible, horrible move on their part.
 
threads about Blitz are like the epicentre of clashing TWers, it all comes together.

now this thread is about jm5k and lemon.
 
JM5K doesn't realize people can still have nerd hobbies without being hapless losers

because he's a hapless loser and has nerd hobbies so he assumes the two are mutually inclusive

Nerd Hobby: Playing Settlers of Catan with friends while drinking

Hapless Loser: Hand-building tiles and game pieces for anything being sold at "Games Workshop"

Yeah when you're sitting in the mall playing with miniatures and normal people walk by, I am totally convinced you look at them and think "we are the same".
 
Kinda weird how people look up to an acknowledged racist like fancy cat anyway. I guess being around for a long time and making fart jokes passes for male bonding in internet land.
 
chris did I get banned for the poll or the fancy cat

more words make you mad

Technically you had a breakdown as a result of losing significantly, so you lashed out attacking Fancycat threatening to ruin his career IRL, which caused you to get banned before the actual Poll timer was up.

So really you circumvented getting banned via the ban poll by being banned for being a stalker psycho loser who threatens people IRL.

I mean pick your poison man, roll with either
 
Nerd Hobby: Playing Settlers of Catan with friends while drinking

Hapless Loser: Hand-building tiles and game pieces for anything being sold at "Games Workshop"

Yeah when you're sitting in the mall playing with miniatures and normal people walk by, I am totally convinced you look at them and think "we are the same".

like I said

you're clearly such a hapless loser that you cannot even conceive that somebody would have a nerdy hobby while still being a normal person

you are the person who has all these nerd hobbies and is also a total failure socially, which is why you seem to have this mistaken association that your hobbies = social loser, when in reality, it's not the hobbies, it's you making you a loser
 
Things I learned in this thread: the trolls on tribalwar really are crappy and should go read 4chan to bone up on trolling techniques and Obibun plays with minitures (lmfao)

Not the blitz part, the posts in this thread I mean, the blitz thing is actually amusing.
 
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^Tribes Gold?
 
like I said

you're clearly such a hapless loser that you cannot even conceive that somebody would have a nerdy hobby while still being a normal person

you are the person who has all these nerd hobbies and is also a total failure socially, which is why you seem to have this mistaken association that your hobbies = social loser, when in reality, it's not the hobbies, it's you making you a loser

:rofl: next you'll tell us you LARP because it's a good calorie burn
 
no, LARPing is for faggots

there's nothing wrong with board games

you're just looking for something to blame your lack of friends and lack of ever getting laid on

don't blame board games bro, they're innocent
 
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