VeteranXV
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Posting in this epic thread.
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VeteranX
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i know a girl with herpes. she's hot, and it sucks that i can't have sex with her
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VeteranXX
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Obvious Bull**** thread.
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Tribalwar Admin Contributor
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of all the things I could lie on the Internet about, claiming to have herpes would probably not be towards the top of my list. I'm not saying it's not bull****, I just can't fathom why one would say tell anyone this.
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VeteranXX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rayn
of all the things I could lie on the Internet about, claiming to have herpes would probably not be towards the top of my list. I'm not saying it's not bull****, I just can't fathom why one would say tell anyone this.
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Attention, even a bull**** thread involving herpes will get 20 pages.
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VeteranXV
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I'll also put forward a motion to have Ender's title changed to STD++
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VeteranX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lineage
I'll also put forward a motion to have Ender's title changed to STD++
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Quote:
Cartman: I'm not just positive, I'm HIV positive!
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VeteranX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JodoFett
I'm confident my gf won't cheat on me because I am awesome. Also, she'd be pretty screwed (in more ways than one LOL!) if she did do anything to mess up our relationship because she knows I'd kick her ass to the curb the second I found out.
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Remember: That does not stop you from cheating. Exploit all opportunities.
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VeteranXX
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really sorry to hear that buddy...
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VeteranXX
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Buck up kiddo, I heard they are down to one pill a day.
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Veteran5
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bahahaha
When I click on a thread with more than two pages I never read all the posts... except this one. Epic thread.
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VeteranXX
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CONDOMS ONLY PROTECT YOU FROM AIDS YOU ****ING SEXUAL NUBILES
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VeteranX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rayn
I can just see the look of indecision on the next chick he tries to sleep with's face when he tells her he's got the herp
hmmmm
sex with this ender dude
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no possibility of having painful outbreaks of open sores on my genitalia for the rest of my life
I don't think it will take long.
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or he could just not tell her?
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Tribalwar Admin Contributor
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I think it will be easier if he explains the calculations to her. I'm sure she'll understand. Car accidents and all that.
I guess you could and not tell her though, unless you're in a relationship. Then when her gyno finds out what those festering sores on her gash are just play stupid and pretend she gave it to you!
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VeteranXX Contributor
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Still a good thread. So did the OP visit a doctor yet?
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VeteranXV
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Probably not. He's got to pass a feasible amount of time to make this thread seem "real."
He'll come back and say he doesn't have it in an attempt to save face.
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Tribalwar Admin Contributor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GraphiX
with's?
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"the next-chick-he-tries-to-sleep-with's"
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Veteran++
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I'll still let you play MLB 08 with me, we just can't do it until the test results come back.
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