I've checked my sheets before I go to sleep (cept when drunk) every night since I was a kind and woke up with a scorpion on my foot. I've found many spiders with this practice. At least a few per year. So you guys just remember that tonight.
omg, I thought I was the only person that did this. I used to find a spider about once a month in my sheets when I was a kid, the little bastards just seemed drawn to me.
When I was a dumbass little 10 year old, I would go out in the back yard with a scoped BB gun and shoot wolf spiders in the grass from my deck. Fucking yard was infested with them. So disgusting :/